re: Most entertaining thing you have witnessed on the water?

I was cruising the river in my ski boat. Two drunk guys in a john boat with about a 20hp motor were broke down. I stopped asked if they needed help. They wanted a tow to the boat ramp. I tossed a ski rope to the guy in front and told him to tie it to his boat. He said I'll just hold the rope. I started towing them and the old boy was struggling to hold the ski rope. His partner came from the back of the boat to help him out. The front of the john boat went under water and was diving deeper. He hung on for a little bit and it was just 2 heads being towed behind my boat with the gas tank, cooler, and beer cans floating on the surface.

I've seen some good ones at boat ramps. Hell just last weekend I was fishing the BFL on Toledo and it was out of San Miguel. There were 154 boats, and the ramp is only two wide. We got there at 4:00 AM and launched and just pulled up on the bank and watched the show.

It was going good, trucks and boats moving through pretty steady. Then this big 21' purple and silver Phoenix comes down being pulled by a white suburban. They get it backed into the water and he's got it way off in there and the boat isn't floating off. The guy hits the motor and is trying to back off, nothing. The driver pulls up, and turns out ol boy had forgot to undo the back straps. He gets them off, tries again. Still not coming off the trailer. He had forgot to undo the front strap, too!

I felt bad for the guy, cause we've all done it, but he did it with probably 80+ boats already in the water and a line waiting for him to go

Many years ago, my dumba$$ got caught by low tide. USCG asks if we have life jackets, we tell them yes. They ask are we wearing them, we say no. They ask for us to please put them on. We do, even though there is no water.

I have always believed that if you can't laugh at yourself, you shouldn't laugh at others.

I launch my boat by myself probably 99% of the time. Back trailer down, jump out, put splice line around trailer post. Jump back in, bump boat off trailer, line feeds out and then it happened. I had two lines tied together, at least I thought I did. Knot gives way and boat continues to float out into the nasty arse bayou I launch in. Of course, the first thing I do is look around to see if anyone has seen this stupid human trick. Fortunately it was fairly early & I was the only one laughing at me. Had a nice swim in that cess pool.

I did this Saturday at half moon. I was running around frantic and trying to figure out how to get my boat and watch my two little kids. First time that's happened surprisingly. I have had numerous other frick ups as well, including my buddy launching me in my boat on the launch in the middle of our small hometown.

ETA: if you're on the bridge at half moon, facing east, the folks at that SE corner are the salt of the earth.

On a three day trip trolling between Nakika and the Independence Hub. Saw some birds and went over to check it out. Turned out to be 5 whale sharks vertical in the water with swarms of tuna around them. We put out a spread and first pass we had three Blues come right up to the transom and start wrecking shite. Hooked up two, and jumped both of them off. Stayed around for another two hours catching tuna and watching the show. Remarkable creatures. Beautiful day.

Watching a dolphin give birth isn't the most awe-inspiring thing ever, but it's pretty neat to see in person nonetheless.

Was fishing with my dad in the Tchefuncte River and ducked off into a canal that leads to a sewerage treatment plant and there were 2 dudes running a train on a chick in a bass boat.

Just so happen I seen ole baw at the gas station yesterday. I didn't talk to him.

I was around 10 years old and we were out with family in a few boats skiing and shite. My 40 year old aunt jumped into the water and when she came back above water to reach to climb back in the boat, her bathing suit top had slipped down. Her big tittie with that big round nipple was hanging out for everyone to see.

Not entertaining I know, but I still have that image in my head 30 years later

I feel like I'm on the water enough to where I should see some these water sex excursions but I guess not.

Closest was hearing a couple while we were canoeing whiskey chito; we came around the corner and ole baw was walking into the woods from the bank, bare arse and gave us that classic bigfoot turnaround glance.