Started By
Message

re: If you had a first time in your life "amazing connection" with a girl

Posted on 7/8/14 at 9:01 am to
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57648 posts
Posted on 7/8/14 at 9:01 am to
You're overthinking this big time.

Just invite her to lunch and flop your dick on the table
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
107537 posts
Posted on 7/8/14 at 9:02 am to
boo, congrats on your amazing marriage.

the connection you share with that good looking hot arse lil bitch HC86 is again, amazing.

wish i'd a had the chance to hit & run on her (tigerpox style) before you 2 met.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101917 posts
Posted on 7/8/14 at 9:03 am to
Thanks, it is amazing.
Posted by Gorilla Fingers
Member since Jul 2011
1553 posts
Posted on 7/8/14 at 9:03 am to
this girl seems like a modern day delilah, sampson.
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22030 posts
Posted on 7/8/14 at 9:07 am to
quote:

ask her what she's doing later in the week (preferably more than 2 days away, tell her you're not free until then).. don't settle for lunch or breakfast,


Best advice.

Allows you to be proactive while also not coming off as desperate. Plus you can schedule a stop at the spa for a bleaching in between now and then.
Posted by When in Rome
Telegraph Road
Member since Jan 2011
35540 posts
Posted on 7/8/14 at 9:08 am to
quote:

it's a little thing called true love, bob, and you can find it in line for 5 minutes at chevron at 2:00 in the morning
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 7/8/14 at 9:18 am to
quote:

Be aggressive, be be aggressive!
Be aggressive, not rape aggressive!



This is the kind of steadfast rules that you should avoid. If someone says something like "always wait three days" or "never rape her", it usually means they don't know what they're talking about. Each situation is different, just do whatever feels right.
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112308 posts
Posted on 7/8/14 at 9:19 am to
If you can put the pussy on that high of a pedestal after 5 minutes, then you stand no chance.
Posted by cleeveclever
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
2046 posts
Posted on 7/8/14 at 9:26 am to
If this "connection" truly is "amazing" then you need to follow your instincts. If she sees you as desperate and flees, then your connection wasn't that "amazing" and you've lost nothing.

If you "play it cool" against all of your instincts, it will fail as it isn't in your true nature. Your relationship will be built on a foundation of lies and when she discovers you are a dweeb (or whatever you are in real life) she will feel betrayal and you will have then blown it.

Good luck "connecting" your wiener to her lady business and "connecting" your hearts for eternity.


Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
20861 posts
Posted on 7/8/14 at 9:28 am to
Jesus Christ, there is some pathetic information in here.

Dudes reduce every behavior down to some stupid arse set of rules and then blame their failures on pressing the incorrect series of buttons. It's like some of you people think you're entering a cheat code on a computer game.

You want to send the right impression? Be genuine and not creepy. That's it. I guess that is hard if you, in fact, actually suck. Maybe, just maybe, you could try thinking about women as people rather than puzzles you need to solve with the right set of instructions.

Wait a week to call? That's fine if the circumstances warrant it and you're not weird about it.

Call the next day? That's fine too if the circumstances warrant it and you're not weird about it.

Text first, call later? That's fine if the circumstances warrant it and your're not weird about it.

I swear it's like some of you people have never actually dated anyone.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67064 posts
Posted on 7/8/14 at 9:33 am to
quote:

we met during a mud run and had plans to meet later that night for drinks before we even went our seperate ways that day.


No. If you make the plans at the same time you get her number, that's good. But still, don't call her right after getting the number. Wait a day.
Posted by Azranod
The Land of crooked letters and I's
Member since Oct 2013
1152 posts
Posted on 7/8/14 at 9:37 am to
quote:

Jesus Christ, there is some pathetic information in here.

Dudes reduce every behavior down to some stupid arse set of rules and then blame their failures on pressing the incorrect series of buttons. It's like some of you people think you're entering a cheat code on a computer game.

You want to send the right impression? Be genuine and not creepy. That's it. I guess that is hard if you, in fact, actually suck. Maybe, just maybe, you could try thinking about women as people rather than puzzles you need to solve with the right set of instructions.

Wait a week to call? That's fine if the circumstances warrant it and you're not weird about it.

Call the next day? That's fine too if the circumstances warrant it and you're not weird about it.

Text first, call later? That's fine if the circumstances warrant it and your're not weird about it.

I swear it's like some of you people have never actually dated anyone.


Right? I would invite her to hang out while you go about a normal evening. Not even a date, just hang out while you go about a normal evening being out of your house. If that goes well, schedule a date before the evening is over.
Posted by 911Moto
Member since Sep 2013
5491 posts
Posted on 7/8/14 at 9:43 am to
No need to wait. My first wife called me the same day I treated her at my office and told me the things she would do to my peen if I came over. I drove straight to my girlfriend's house, broke up with her, then went to the whore's house. 9 months later we were married.
This post was edited on 7/8/14 at 9:44 am
Posted by Gorilla Fingers
Member since Jul 2011
1553 posts
Posted on 7/8/14 at 9:44 am to
I hope it works out. it's like love found Sampson that day in line at the Chevron and spoke to his desperate heart saying, "you're in the wrong neighborhood, and you're not going to make it out."
Posted by uway
Member since Sep 2004
33109 posts
Posted on 7/8/14 at 9:49 am to
quote:

Be genuine

Always good advice. I would have texted her saying it was great to meet her and that I would be calling her in the near future to ask her on a date.
Posted by cleeveclever
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
2046 posts
Posted on 7/8/14 at 9:49 am to
...
This post was edited on 9/24/20 at 8:07 pm
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67064 posts
Posted on 7/8/14 at 9:53 am to
quote:

No need to wait. My first wife called me the same day I treated her at my office and told me the things she would do to my peen if I came over. I drove straight to my girlfriend's house, broke up with her, then went to the whore's house. 9 months later we were married.


Of course there's no need for a girl to wait to call. Men aren't crazy. It's the women who will over-analyze these situations to death and assume crazy things like a guy calling really soon means he's desperate and lives with his mother. Guy is like "cool, I might get to see some boobs"
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 7/8/14 at 9:58 am to
quote:

If someone says something like "always wait three days" or "never rape her", it usually means they don't know what they're talking about


I
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81190 posts
Posted on 7/8/14 at 10:02 am to
quote:

Wait a week to call? That's fine if the circumstances warrant it and you're not weird about it.

Call the next day? That's fine too if the circumstances warrant it and you're not weird about it.

Text first, call later? That's fine if the circumstances warrant it and your're not weird about it.

I swear it's like some of you people have never actually dated anyone.


This exactly.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24561 posts
Posted on 7/8/14 at 12:26 pm to
Thanks to everyone that gave genuine advice and didn't ridicule or laugh at me. I do have a tendency to over think things these days instead of just going with the flow, but what went down in that gas station last night was something I've never experienced before. Anyway, I texted her ab 20 min ago and invited her to go fly fishing with me this weekend and she accepted. I know that sounds weird but I think it will be a good time. I will def show restraint if she attempts to have sex with me on this trip. Thanks again for the tough love and words of wisdom guys, I hope this one is THE one.
first pageprev pagePage 5 of 9Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram