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Jesus this place is where funny Reddit shite goes to die. It's been getting worse but this was the final nail in the coffin....
I dream in fourth person, it's pretty advanced. You might get there one day....

re: 15 top pictures from Flickr in 2017

Posted by LucasP on 1/9/18 at 6:25 pm
I've masturbated to like four of those....
[quote]rape someone?[/quote] It's actually smart cause all people will talk about will be the rape. Nobody will even mention the poop....
[quote]Mrs Squeeze and I just got engaged! A[/quote] Same last name already, y'all related?...

re: First Post - Seeking Family Advice

Posted by LucasP on 1/9/18 at 12:24 am
[quote]First documented set of brothers resulted in one murdering the other[/quote] Romulus and Remus? ...

re: First Post - Seeking Family Advice

Posted by LucasP on 1/8/18 at 11:48 pm
[quote]We are talking about a country that murders fetuses.[/quote] Unless his dad died awhile back, I think he was around to see the fetus holocaust that we've become ...

re: First Post - Seeking Family Advice

Posted by LucasP on 1/8/18 at 11:46 pm
There's no convincing people of anything anymore, everyone just wants to talk and not listen. Sounds like he just wants to be upset. That's why you gotta embrace nihilism, bro. Everyone thinks they're right, but we actually are. Nothing means anything. Would you be interested in some liter...
Bonercaptain69@aol.com for personal and work, I ain't remembering two different ones. My boss keeps telling me to change it but I'm attached....
Just until somebody Ashley Madison's this place and exposes y'all's real names. Then you will each be held accountable for your transgressions. Moo ha ha....
[quote]Yeah, let's just end it in spousal abuse or murder. [/quote] You say that like it's a bad thing, but people used to work at making marriages work when the alternative was abuse. People are soft now and just want whatever's easy....
You can always just have sex with your wife anyway. Better to ask for forgiveness than permission....
[quote]We all love both of our parents and understand. No bitterness at all. Each situation is different I guess. [/quote] That's a whole lot of denial right there. Damn, your loveless parents really did a number on you....
It really should be illegal, it's essentially child abuse....
[quote]They are from New Zealand - it's not anything like British comedy. [/quote] Isn't that part of Australia, which was a British prison? So that makes it British, British prison but still British. So I guess it's like English Oz as a comedy. That show must be horrible....

re: Picture of a douchebag

Posted by LucasP on 1/7/18 at 9:13 pm
[quote]No he did not! [/quote] Would y'all quit bringing this up? He's a punk who blamed the game on the call, that's what this thread is about....
British comedy is too weird and tries to be smart. Like, where are the farts?...