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re: Does your neighborhood have get togethers or cookouts? - LucasP
[quote]What the heck? Is there anything left of it?[/quote] Yeah and it was delicious. Falling apart and amazing. It started out at fifteen pounds, but it cooked down considerably. Now I watch the game alone, cause nobody in the neighborhood gives a shite about LSU or ole Miss..... But...
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re: Does your neighborhood have get togethers or cookouts? - LucasP
I've been working my tits off on this pork shoulder since I got off work yesterday. Seven hours smoked and sixteen in the oven. Wife did a green bean casserole. Neighbors made Mac and cheese and wine Dago dessert. Bout to eat now actually....
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re: Does your neighborhood have get togethers or cookouts? - LucasP
Having one in a few minutes actually. It's nice....
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re: What would be your secret service code name? - LucasP
[quote]Sir Jizzalot[/quote] Because you produce a lot of sperm or because you were knighted?...
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re: Married Ménage a Trois - LucasP
[quote]how does a threesome with three dudes work?[/quote] They frick each other. Any other sex ed questions?...
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re: Married Ménage a Trois - LucasP
[quote]what the frick is a devils threesome[/quote] Three dudes. Except in Kansas, then it's four dudes....
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re: I'm as mad as HELL, and I'm not going to take it anymore!!!!! - LucasP
Movies are stupid...
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re: Married Ménage a Trois - LucasP
For my fortieth birthday we got a girl off Craigslist that we both found attractive and had her over. It started off great but then she reminded me a little of my mother and I couldn't achieve an erection. Spent most of the night crying while my wife drank wine. It wasn't great but it wasn't too ...
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re: Favorite YouTubers? - LucasP
Mr Sunday movies (for comics and movies) Today I found out And I can't say this strongly enough, CPG Grey. Probably the best educational/interesting YouTube channel there is....
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re: Favorite YouTubers? - LucasP
[quote]CinemaSins[/quote][quote]Infowars[/quote] It's amazing how you can recognize a miserable count just by the YouTube channels they like....
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re: LNST Titos & Malbec edition - LucasP
I just asked my wife if she ever read "A Modest Proposal" by Taylor Swift. I think I'm dunk, and whatever greater point I was gonna make is lost, frick everyone....
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re: I miss the south - LucasP
frick the south and all them simple racist arse people. I had these racist arse neighbors kept calling my kids n words. But if I'm white and mom's white, how they n words? fricking racist people are dumb....
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re: Peter the Great was truly great - LucasP
Russia was about as real as the moon landing and if you believe that shite then you're dumber than a black dude getting a blow job from a white hooker who isn't a cop....
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re: Resume service - LucasP
These might have been useful a decade ago, but now there's so many free services to show you how to do it yourself. You're a lazy bitch if you can't take a couple hours and put a resume together....
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re: Genesis: Paradise Lost trailer, aka creation vs evolution - LucasP
[quote]He didn't...but Satan did.[/quote] Satan made my dick? I've gotta thank you letter to write. Anybody know a good English to satanic translator program?...
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re: Judge denies Kenneth Landrieu's bid for new trial over road rage; he faces up to 10 years - LucasP
"Udge not lest ye be udged", I always say. ETA frick you for editing, now my hilarious post makes no sense. Win you make a mistake, own up to it....
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re: What was your worst job? - LucasP
[quote]was helping make Durags (f[/quote] Always thought it was "dew rags", like a rag to wipe dew off your face....
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re: OT Dads: Put Down The Phone. Seriously - LucasP
[quote]always tell people at other tables to put their phone down when I enter restaurant.[/quote] It's a good move, promotes good etiquette. A lot of times people will try to act like they don't appreciate it or be a tough guy, but deep down they're grateful....
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re: 'If all goes well...' Titanic victim's letter expected to sell for thousands - LucasP
More millennial bull shite....
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re: 'If all goes well...' Titanic victim's letter expected to sell for thousands - LucasP
There's been so much misinformation put out since the movie that we'll probably never know the real truth behind the "Titanic". There probably was a boat at some point, whether that was a false flag or some other paramilitary operation, there's no way of knowing. All I'm pointing out is that life...
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