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Salty Magician
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re: Livingston S.O seizes $300K in heroin, cocaine, meth in Denham Springs drug bust
Posted by Salty Magician on 1/15/22 at 2:27 pm to Basura Blanco
Decent amount of powder, about an ounce of dope, couple pounds of bud, and a dickload of meth…
re: My son and half his artillery battery is being dismissed from the Marine reserves today
Posted by Salty Magician on 1/8/22 at 10:52 am to Padme
There’s nothing honorable about choosing which orders you’re going to follow.
re: Anyone on a sober streak?
Posted by Salty Magician on 12/23/21 at 8:36 am to Billy Blanks
I’ve been sober for 15 months. It was a hard drug for me; never was a drinker.
re: Do we have any Splenda Daddies on the OT?
Posted by Salty Magician on 12/19/21 at 7:14 pm to shel311
Show me where people said roughly what you said versus roughly what I said. It didn’t happen.
re: Do we have any Splenda Daddies on the OT?
Posted by Salty Magician on 12/19/21 at 6:51 pm to shel311
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You clearly haven't read this thread then.
There's been a bunch of posts stating the only way to get girls is to spend similar amounts as the OP, did you honestly not see any of those?
Nobody said that. What’s been said is that for OP, a guy in his forties, to have weekly hookups with a woman in her early twenties, giving her an “allowance” is one of the most practical ways to go.
Do you think an average guy in his forties can just head down to tigerland and take home a 22 year old, and then start regularly sleeping with her?
re: Do we have any Splenda Daddies on the OT?
Posted by Salty Magician on 12/19/21 at 6:28 pm to shel311
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The issue is many on this board are insinuating there's quite literally no other way to have sex with girls without spending 13% of your income on them, and that's pretty obviously incorrect. It's not even close.
At no point was that insinuated in this thread.
re: What’s the best dating app?
Posted by Salty Magician on 12/19/21 at 9:16 am to NoSaint
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On the bright side, he’s old and needs help with his bills too.

re: Do we have any Splenda Daddies on the OT?
Posted by Salty Magician on 12/19/21 at 9:06 am to WinnPtiger
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I’m sure that group would contain quite a few late 30’s childless feminists who are now coming the conclusion they’re going to die alone
So you think the only women who say they have sex for pleasure are “late 30’s childless feminists?”
Y’all are dry snitching on yourselves. Women are having sex for pleasure—just maybe not with you.
re: Do we have any Splenda Daddies on the OT?
Posted by Salty Magician on 12/19/21 at 12:28 am to Masterag
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If this were true, guys would be out in the streets prostituting and women would be driving around shady areas of town at 2 am looking to pay for dick. We both know that’s not the case, so we shouldn’t pretend like it is.
Let me slightly rephrase: a woman’s desire and proclivity to be sexually satisfied is no less than a typical man.
There’s more simplicity when it comes to satisfying us.
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Women don’t generally do crazy sexual stuff they haven’t been introduced to or talked into by a man.
I’m sorry that this has been your experience.
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They have sex for very different reasons and it results in very different feelings.
I’d run that by a few of them, you might find that they’d disagree,
re: Do we have any Splenda Daddies on the OT?
Posted by Salty Magician on 12/18/21 at 2:47 pm to ManBearTiger
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0% OP is getting any "poon" from anyone
What part of what he said sounds unrealistic to you? What he described is completely typical for those kinds of things.
re: Do we have any Splenda Daddies on the OT?
Posted by Salty Magician on 12/18/21 at 1:23 pm to tigersbh
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And you know this how?
First-hand experience, anecdotal evidence, exposure to domestic litigation, and an appreciation that a woman’s sexual proclivity and desire is no less than a typical man.
re: Do we have any Splenda Daddies on the OT?
Posted by Salty Magician on 12/18/21 at 1:06 pm to shel311
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In fairness, the majority of girls who haven't banged a fat 40 year old dude for $1200 a month have shite they've done in their past that you wouldn't want to find out about.
This. A majority of the the good, Christian girls that you want to settle down and make a family with have done unspeakable things with questionable people at some point in their lives.
re: Do we have any Splenda Daddies on the OT?
Posted by Salty Magician on 12/18/21 at 12:08 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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I think we would still be friends if the business side ended with maybe an occasional hookup, but why risk it and mess up a good thing?
I think a lot of people in this thread can’t phantom that a woman can enjoy your company, enjoy the financial support, and like hooking up with you at the same time. There’s this weird binary logic that if you’re providing financial help, then the entire relationship is purely transactional. As if many traditional relationships don’t include significant expectations of financial support…
re: Do we have any Splenda Daddies on the OT?
Posted by Salty Magician on 12/18/21 at 11:42 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
I was in my early thirties when I started playing around in the sugar bowl. I was a full-blown sex addict with plenty of disposable income. I’d say that half of my hookups came from Tinder/Bumble/Hinge, a quarter from just meeting someone randomly in-person, and a quarter were sugar babies from seeking.
The appeal of seeking was that it was basically on-demand hookups with beautiful women in their early 20’s. Are some of them straight prostitutes? Sure. But you can easily suss out who’s who.
As a guy, if you’re young-ish, good looking, fun to be around, and have some financial means, it’s a hedonists playground. And if you’re good in bed, they’ll often forgo having an arrangement with you, and turn it in to a regular FWB thing.
The appeal of seeking was that it was basically on-demand hookups with beautiful women in their early 20’s. Are some of them straight prostitutes? Sure. But you can easily suss out who’s who.
As a guy, if you’re young-ish, good looking, fun to be around, and have some financial means, it’s a hedonists playground. And if you’re good in bed, they’ll often forgo having an arrangement with you, and turn it in to a regular FWB thing.
re: Who is the worst professional athlete you know of (past or present)?
Posted by Salty Magician on 4/8/14 at 1:42 pm to REG861
The answer is Shawn Bradley.
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