Favorite team:LSU 
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Registered on:12/13/2005
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The Electric Doorbell


*explanation: THE Electric Doorbell is when you drag your feet across the carpet wearing thick wool hunting socks in the winter time and then touch her butthole.
The Pressure Cooker



*explanation: any sexual position while holding an unhuman amount of gas that will become a shocking fart after she leaves the room to get you some ice cream or Gatorade

re: The Measuring Stick

Posted by doc007 on 11/13/11 at 12:04 am to
hey...I'm 5'3"...that's tall

The Measuring Stick

Posted by doc007 on 11/12/11 at 11:59 pm
:geauxtigers:
totals 60...for regular and no clock for OT

Time of possession stats from last night

Posted by doc007 on 11/6/11 at 1:01 pm
LSU 29:54
BAMA 30:06

There's more going on in that locker room this year than any of us understand ....a transformation of all 3 parts of the team...I really think its a competition...The O wants to be better than the D and special teams wants to better than both of them.....Its a damn good thing
very very well said... :cheers:
this team is like a trustfund investment that will feed Tiger Fans for next half century....I have never in my life felt that way about any other tiger team....the last 5 years or so,we have been rich .......but once in our lives we are truly wealthy

re: Gameplan for Bama: Wishbone.

Posted by doc007 on 10/23/11 at 12:11 am to
no..but I've seen the Tiger RBs and Oline make other teams look stupid

re: Gameplan for Bama: Wishbone.

Posted by doc007 on 10/23/11 at 12:09 am to
Dear Santa,
I wanta a firetruck,racecar, and see LSU run an oldschool wishbone that makes the other team really angry and confused....

re: Gameplan for Bama: Wishbone.

Posted by doc007 on 10/23/11 at 12:02 am to
I would love to see it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:cheers:
why don't we just call'em "Fourth Down"
thank you :cheers:
or should it be spelled "The BaSteel Curtain"

re: Best new nickname for the defense

Posted by doc007 on 9/7/11 at 11:59 am to
The Bastille Curtain
LSU- 61
WASH- 13
I was told last night in my sleep by the score fairy :pimp:
the game starts at 9:00!!!! I start drinkin at NOON!
Damn, I'm gonna be smoked :cheers: :wah: :wah: :wah: