JeeperLa

Ballz deep

driving home from afternoon MTB ride when all the sudden traffic is almost slowed to a stop... as I'm rolling 3.2784mph i see girl... hot girl... running on shoulder of the road to my right maybe 2-3 car lengths in front of me before she passes me by.

Low and behold i hear tires screaming and big red object in my rearview mirror, guy behind me obviously didn't see traffic almost stopped so he locks up tires and slides by me and runs into field next to me. I dodge into left lane to avoid getting hit.

All the while girl running is probably shiteing in her yoga pants due to red truck redneck missing her head on by a few car lengths.
I pull over to catch my breath, red truck redneck hauls assphalt outta there. Girl stands on side of road with hands on knees.
Then home for :cheers:

i never plan to be in a predicement where i will have a " no knock " warrant issued, so if ever a group of men bust into my apartment/house unannounced I'm pretty sure i will begin to unload if weapon is in reach. :usa:

it does suck tremendously that a cop who is trying to serve and protect lost his life though.

Ain't nobody got time fa snow

65mph into telephone pole then culvert, flipped twice landed in dry bayou.... the alcohol soaked up most of the pain. Walked out without a scratch. Seatbelts work fa sho!
frickin tequila :banghead: