Wroll Tyde

It worked for Jalen Hurts.

When Cody blocked that kick, my buddy, a Marine, fainted. I was jumping up and down and screaming, and looked down to see him face down in the peanut shells. I didn't pause to help him up.

For what position?

We are cousin humpers. But all our cousins are LSU fans.

Something Wicked This Way Comes
- Ray Bradbury

... and then they came for me ...

You should read more than just the comics.

Cops undergo extensive background checks, physical examinations, psychological examinations, being tased and maced, and the equivalent of Marine Corps basic training just for the privilege of being underpaid and verbally abused by the scum of the earth.

Sad to hear. Oddly, I still think of him as a Bama assistant coach. I remember being PO'd that he went to the barn after all those years on the Bama sidelines.

I hit the "off" button.

There is a very large Nestle Purina plant in Hartwell, Georgia.

Sorry, but you lost me at Jay Barker. Couldn't throw a football in the ocean standing at high tide.

But the Marlins organization organized that firing squad ...

I lost respect for Bowden when he asked if the fans wanted him to win with thugs or lose with 'a bunch of Boy Scouts on the field'.

And don't forget Bowden's general inability to put hardware in the trophy case. He said of other NC coaches:

"I'm the guy who made all these other national champions possible. I made Fulmer a national champion. I made Spurrier a national champion. I made everybody one."

Is that the coach you're pining for? Not me.

Barry Sanders is no. 1. No contest.

Not criticizing. Pointing out the obvious:

Career before Burrow:
31 - 33
No championships or titles of any kind at any level.

With Burrow:
25 - 3
One SEC West title, one SEC title, and one NC. Coach of the Year.

I had that in mind when I started the post, but I couldn't remember the game!

The man fell completely in the end zone and was ruled out of bounds!