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mortimer
| Favorite team: | South Carolina  |
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| Number of Posts: | 13 |
| Registered on: | 12/3/2012 |
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Geno Auriemma
Posted by mortimer on 4/2/15 at 12:05 pm
Anyone make a good Geno Auriemma fark or maybe a look alike?
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I have no problem with fans being fans, but to suspend reality all together? That is going a little too far. I deal with reality, not fiction
Delusional Prediction
Posted by mortimer on 12/18/12 at 10:49 am
You really can't make this stuff up. Here is what the tigglets from SCAM (that is South Carolina A&M) are saying over on toiletnet, I mean tigernet
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FROM TIGERNET.COM (aka: The Cuckoo's Nest) I DON'T GIVE A FLYING D@MN WHAT ANYONE SAYS [31] Posted: Dec 18, 2012 7:41 AM Reply nor what names I'm called....Go ahead with the old f@rt, stupid, idiot, deranged whatever. There is no way on this earth that I will EVER accept a defeat before a game is played...never have, won't now, never will...not for the past 50 years nor for whatever time remaining. I know the odds, I've heard and read all the prognosticators, I know the differences in the staffs and teams...AND I DON'T GIVE A SH!T!!! WE ARE NOT GOING TO JUST DEFEAT LSU...WE ARE GOING TO RIP OUT THEIR LIVING GUTS AND USE THE DRIPPINGS TO GREASE THE BOTTOMS OF OUR SHOES! WE ARE GOING TO THOROUGHLY DEVESTATE AND ANNIHILATE THOSE OVER-CONFIDENT FAKE TIGERS AND KICK THEIR FREAKIN' AS$ES BACK TO LOUISIANA WHERE THEY BELONG! AND YEARS FROM NOW, WHEN YOU'RE SITTING AROUND THE FIRE WITH YOUR GRANDKIDS ON YOUR KNEE, AND THEY ASK YOU: "WHAT DID CLEMSON DO IN THE MIGHTY BOWL BATTLE AGAINST LSU IN 2012?" WELL, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO SAY: "WE SHOVELLED THE SH!T BACK TO LOUISIANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!" D@MMIT, GOOOOOOOOOOOOO TIGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS!!!!!!!!!!! STOMP THE FREAKIN' H3LL OUTA LSU!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- We cannot lose to LSU, I have forseen this [1] Posted: Dec 17, 2012 10:55 PM Reply Clemson 46 LSU 16
re: Do they not make fun of IPTAY any more?
Posted by mortimer on 12/6/12 at 2:43 pm to JEAUXBLEAUX
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re: Official Clem's Son Look-A-Like Thread
Posted by mortimer on 12/6/12 at 11:15 am to Lonnie Utah
He is the nephew of Jim Kelley...not his son
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It appears he went through some rough shite growing p, so I respect him and his story.
Yeah...he was living in a car at one point. I usually stay away from this type of stuff too
re: USCe nicknames for Clemson
Posted by mortimer on 12/4/12 at 3:10 pm to ClemsonTigrs
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That's fine with me, it took y'all 40 years to even beat us twice in a row. Y'all get to have a little fun. Besides, we still have plenty of ammunition. Always will.
What does 1930 have to do with ANYTHING relevant now?
re: Worst Mascot: Lassie or a pet rock?
Posted by mortimer on 12/4/12 at 3:09 pm to ClemsonTigrs
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Clemson moved the ball at will most the game against SC, but Tajh made stupid mistakes the few times we had possessions in the 2nd half. SC won because they ran the clock, not because they shut down our offense.
Tajh made the mistake when he saw Clowney on the other side of the ball and decided to stay on the field. I guess he made about 6 mistakes because that was how many times he was sacked. Oh yeah, let's not forget about that prolific passing attack of under 200 yds and 2 picks. Yep...couldn't be that he was scared to death of Clowney and released the ball early.
To all the LSU fans...I want to prepare you for the excuse that Clemson will give after they lose: LSU won't beat Clemson...they will beat themselves. That's what they always say.
I know it is difficult to not understand why a PS3 offense won't work against a team with a good defense...especially when you put 62 on NC State. How could you lose????
re: Worst Mascot: Lassie or a pet rock?
Posted by mortimer on 12/4/12 at 2:35 pm to SammyMarley
Howard's rock was established in 1966. You don't even know your own history.
re: USCe nicknames for Clemson
Posted by mortimer on 12/4/12 at 2:31 pm to Built Ford Tough
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And this is how Sakar Liner honors America before every game
Sakar Liner...yeah...makes perfect sense. You mad bro...gonna take it like a man by 3 straight SEC teams? Go ahead and start deflecting all the arguments about your sorry football team now because you have no comebacks...it's just duck, dodge and deflect.
re: Worst Mascot: Lassie or a pet rock?
Posted by mortimer on 12/4/12 at 10:10 am to SammyMarley
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THE Rock
THE Tiger
THE Death Valley
THE team with the most ACC titles
THE university in South Carolina
THE winners on 12/31 2012
THE Rock is Alcatraz. Steal that one too? But, it is probably fitting for you...especially since you have so many towel-rod beating, jet-ski crashing, pushing women down the stairs football players than anyone else.
THE Death Valley...yep...your offense DIED there not too long ago to USC.
THE team with the most ACC titles...so that is like someone saying they have won the tallest midget award more than all the other midgets. NICE!
THE University in South Carolina...yeah, right. That is the dumbest thing that I have ever read. Unfortunately, everyone's IQ dropped by this being posted.
THE winners on 12-31-12...you playing Presbyterian?
Oh, BTW...that you Abo?
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