MoreLesMayhem

My first semester of college freshman year I sat in the first row for a 7:45 am biology class. The night before a class I was using my laptop which I also used to record the lectures. Well the battery died while I was ‘studying’, so naturally I closed it, finished ‘studying’, and went to sleep.

I woke up at 7:30, (forgot to set an alarm) grabbed my laptop and charger, and got to class right before it started. I plugged in my laptop and as soon as I booted up Windows, it starts playing the porn I was watching the night before. I closed my laptop as fast as I could, and the guy in the row behind me says, “Put that back up... that bitch was hot as frick”.

I almost had to pull over on the shoulder from laughing last week when he wasted his over-rehearsed intro to the Shaq interview. Shaq wasn't able to hear it, and you could tell it really bruised his ego.