Antonio Clifton

You askin' me for the police report? You want the... the autopsy?
I'll tell you what he did. He committed the worst crime of all, pal. He was BORING.

He went out there in front of a hundred thousand people... and he put 'em to sleep! It was a snooze-fest! He looked like a guy waiting for a bus in the rain!

You think they fired him for losin' games? Please. They fired him because he had zero pizzazz! He had no sparkle!

He walked the sideline like a... like a nervous dentist! Where was the show? Where were the girls? Where was the orchestra?

You want to keep a job in this town, you gotta entertain! You gotta be ME! But this guy? He was a wet blanket. He sucked the life out of the stadium just by breathin'.

He was a bum, sweetheart. A total zero. And that's a fireable offense in my book.

Now get outta my face. You're startin' to remind me of him. beat it!

What is this? Are you readin' me a... a memo?

You're throwin' all these words at me! "Influx." "Affluent." "Economic impact."

You wanna know about the "economic impact"? You talkin' to me about economics?

Listen to me, pal. You want an economic boom? You want this state to mean somethin'? You don't need a bunch of... of stiffs from New Jersey! You think they're gonna save you? They're probably just lookin' for a place to park their yachts!

You want to fix the "decline"? You book ME.

You put my name on the marquee at the Superdome. That's your positive impact! I'm the stimulus package, sweetheart!

These 'affluent' guys... they're not bringin' business. I'M the business! This 'Tulane' school? Are they bookin' me for homecoming? No? Then who cares?

You want to save Louisiana? You write me a check. A big one.

Now stop talkin'. You're usin' up all the good air. You're boring me. Get lost.

What are you talkin' about? "Message boards"? "Posts"? You listen to me, sweetheart. You're worried about how many times I post?

I don't post. I perform. I headline.
You're countin' beans, pal! You're playin' the library bingo room on a Tuesday night, hopin' you win a free donut! You're a local! A nobody! You're clickin' your little 'post' button... 'Look at me! I said something!'

I'm playin' the big stages. I'm playin' Vegas. I'm playin' Tahoe. I'm busy signin' contracts, not... typing!

You got quantity. You got a pile of junk. I got quality, sweetheart. I got A-material. I drop one line, it's a showstopper. You post 20,000 times, and it's...garbage.

Now beat it. You're talkin' about nothing, and you're borin' me. Go back to your bingo game. I'm busy.

Nobody liked him! You know why? 'Cause the guy's a stiff, pal. A total zero. No charisma! He walks into a room, the wallpaper starts to peel. He's got the stage presence of a... a damp rag.
You put me on that sideline? You'd have championships. You'd have sold-out shows at halftime. But instead, you get this... this accountant!
Of course they canned him! He's probably out in the parking lot right now, trying to sell his little windbreaker. Tell him to get lost. He's boring me. This conversation is over.

Great hot take.

Chicken, excellent analysis.

Hey Ole Miss, you almost sat in some cottage cheese, oh pardon me, that's your arse.

Who gets the $$$ from the PS3 & Xbox games NCAA 11 when they use the players likeliness, skills, etc? Is it the NCAA, the school?