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Cajun Voltaire
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| Registered on: | 2/28/2022 |
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re: What is the best office prank you either did or saw?
Posted by Cajun Voltaire on 12/2/25 at 7:12 pm to Purplehaze
swapped the "m" and "n" keys on a keyboard... lots of fun..
Also added a bunch of profanity to a coworker's email signature in white print, so the corporate email filter kicked back all his emails...
Also added a bunch of profanity to a coworker's email signature in white print, so the corporate email filter kicked back all his emails...
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re: Do you baw turn the engine off when pumping gas?
Posted by Cajun Voltaire on 7/25/25 at 3:26 pm to lsu xman
Leave it on.... Diesel...
re: The usual suspects are at it again on Carnival Cruise Line
Posted by Cajun Voltaire on 7/11/25 at 10:15 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
how to fix....
Remove basketball court
Remove all 4 and 5 day cruises.... Make all 7 days or more.
Play classical music...
Implement a pre cruise refundable "no fighting fee"
Don't sail out of NO or Galveston
Require a passport to sail.
Remove basketball court
Remove all 4 and 5 day cruises.... Make all 7 days or more.
Play classical music...
Implement a pre cruise refundable "no fighting fee"
Don't sail out of NO or Galveston
Require a passport to sail.
re: Engineering peeps, is there a negative perception towards a B.A. vs a B.S degree?
Posted by Cajun Voltaire on 6/28/25 at 5:43 am to sicboy
yes...
Not taking higher math (calculus) limits the scope and depth of what can be taught in the other subjects.... (thermodynamics, heat transfer, physics, dynamics)
Not taking higher math (calculus) limits the scope and depth of what can be taught in the other subjects.... (thermodynamics, heat transfer, physics, dynamics)
re: Pocket knives
Posted by Cajun Voltaire on 2/24/25 at 4:50 pm to Houstiger
Any emerson knife with the wave feature will spoil you for all other knives... you have been warned....
[link=(you tube of wave knife)]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-rIMv0_x6E[/link]
[link=(you tube of wave knife)]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-rIMv0_x6E[/link]
re: Do you turn your engine off when pumping fuel?
Posted by Cajun Voltaire on 1/9/25 at 10:48 am to cubsfan5150
Diesel here, so never.
However I do think the spark from the brushes on the starter is a more dangerous ignition source than a hot surface or a static spark.
It is usually to hot to be cutting off the AC with passenger princess in vehicle.
However I do think the spark from the brushes on the starter is a more dangerous ignition source than a hot surface or a static spark.
It is usually to hot to be cutting off the AC with passenger princess in vehicle.
re: Luigi Mangione, 26, apprehended in Altoona, PA about UnitedHealthcare CEO murder
Posted by Cajun Voltaire on 12/11/24 at 5:46 pm to Partha
re: Sub-Saharan African Civilizations
Posted by Cajun Voltaire on 11/26/24 at 2:54 pm to UFFan
re: What is a hill you are willing to die on that 90% of people think is wrong?
Posted by Cajun Voltaire on 11/26/24 at 2:21 pm to Corinthians420
If you try and force me to show my receipt as I am leaving a public store, I walk to the returns line and return it all. This excludes places where I agreed to their terms such as Sam's and Costco.
re: What room or building do you think is the most secure in the world?
Posted by Cajun Voltaire on 10/25/24 at 3:37 pm to Billy Blanks
Gold Vault in NY
gold vault
gold vault
re: My company will no longer allow personal emails
Posted by Cajun Voltaire on 9/17/24 at 3:18 pm to oldskule
I had that, enjoyed saying I could not find a vendor to gun drill their product. [blocked] Also led to many people adopting no work emails on personal phones... You want to reach me, you better have given me a phone.
re: Natchez MS: Opinions?
Posted by Cajun Voltaire on 8/8/24 at 9:04 am to FearlessFreep
Natchez Pearl airbnb... is the best...
re: Where do you go for trustworthy non-slanted news and information these days?
Posted by Cajun Voltaire on 8/8/24 at 8:43 am to sidewalkside
1440 email
re: These Shark Attacks
Posted by Cajun Voltaire on 6/12/24 at 10:43 am to sta4ever
Emergency Alert
Florida Department of Wildlife and Fisheries
Urgent: Increased Shark Activity Alert
Date: [Current Date]
Attention Beachgoers:
The Florida Department of Wildlife and Fisheries has observed a significant increase in shark activity in coastal areas. Recent studies have identified a surprising attractant for sharks: bikini tops, particularly those with string ties and bulbous designs.
Key Findings:
String Bikini Tops: The dangling strings of string bikini tops resemble natural prey movements, drawing sharks closer to the wearer.
Bulbous Tops: Tops with a more pronounced, bulbous shape further increase attraction by mimicking the silhouette of marine life.
Recommendations for Safety:
To minimize the risk of shark encounters while enjoying the beach, we advise the following:
Remove Bikini Tops in Water: If you are wearing a string or bulbous bikini top, remove it before entering the water.
Secure the Top: Tie the bikini top securely around your bottoms or waist to prevent the strings from dangling and creating an attractant.
Your safety is our priority. Please take these precautions seriously and share this information with fellow beachgoers. If you observe any shark activity, exit the water immediately and alert local authorities.
Stay safe and enjoy the beach responsibly.
Florida Department of Wildlife and Fisheries
Florida Department of Wildlife and Fisheries
Urgent: Increased Shark Activity Alert
Date: [Current Date]
Attention Beachgoers:
The Florida Department of Wildlife and Fisheries has observed a significant increase in shark activity in coastal areas. Recent studies have identified a surprising attractant for sharks: bikini tops, particularly those with string ties and bulbous designs.
Key Findings:
String Bikini Tops: The dangling strings of string bikini tops resemble natural prey movements, drawing sharks closer to the wearer.
Bulbous Tops: Tops with a more pronounced, bulbous shape further increase attraction by mimicking the silhouette of marine life.
Recommendations for Safety:
To minimize the risk of shark encounters while enjoying the beach, we advise the following:
Remove Bikini Tops in Water: If you are wearing a string or bulbous bikini top, remove it before entering the water.
Secure the Top: Tie the bikini top securely around your bottoms or waist to prevent the strings from dangling and creating an attractant.
Your safety is our priority. Please take these precautions seriously and share this information with fellow beachgoers. If you observe any shark activity, exit the water immediately and alert local authorities.
Stay safe and enjoy the beach responsibly.
Florida Department of Wildlife and Fisheries
re: These Shark Attacks
Posted by Cajun Voltaire on 6/12/24 at 10:22 am to sta4ever
Florida Department of Wildlife and Fisheries Emergency Alert: Shark Safety Edition
Attention Beachgoers and Ocean Enthusiasts:
In the unlikely event that you encounter one of our toothy friends, the endangered bull shark, here’s a handy (and humorous) guide to ensure you keep all your limbs intact. Yes, we said all your limbs.
Legal Combat Guidelines:
How Much is Too Much?
If a bull shark has gnawed off more than a snack-sized portion of your arm or leg, it's officially time to fight back. Think “nibble” not “buffet.”
Defensive Tactics:
Funny Faces: Sharks hate ridiculous expressions. The more absurd, the better. Think of your best duck face or fish lips.
Disturbing Names: Call the shark names like “Fish Breath” or “Toothy McChomp” to confuse and annoy it.
Screaming Loudly: Sharks are sensitive to noise. Yell your favorite karaoke song or recite Shakespeare—it’s all fair game.
Eye Poking: If all else fails, go for the eyes. Even sharks have their limits, and a well-placed poke might just do the trick.
Ultimate Measures:
Bazooka Time: As a last resort (and we really mean LAST), you may consider using a bazooka to blow the shark out of the water. Just remember, you’re probably going to need a bigger permit for that one.
Preventative Measures:
Sock Full of Pennies: Attach this unique accessory to your bathing suit. The jangling sound is like nails on a chalkboard to our aquatic pals.
Brass or Copper Bikini: Not only stylish but also practical! The metallic glint and taste will have bull sharks saying, “No, thank you,” and swimming off in search of less metallic meals.
Remember, our goal is to protect both you and our beloved bull sharks. So, stay safe, stay humorous, and keep those limbs where they belong!
Florida Department of Wildlife and Fisheries
Attention Beachgoers and Ocean Enthusiasts:
In the unlikely event that you encounter one of our toothy friends, the endangered bull shark, here’s a handy (and humorous) guide to ensure you keep all your limbs intact. Yes, we said all your limbs.
Legal Combat Guidelines:
How Much is Too Much?
If a bull shark has gnawed off more than a snack-sized portion of your arm or leg, it's officially time to fight back. Think “nibble” not “buffet.”
Defensive Tactics:
Funny Faces: Sharks hate ridiculous expressions. The more absurd, the better. Think of your best duck face or fish lips.
Disturbing Names: Call the shark names like “Fish Breath” or “Toothy McChomp” to confuse and annoy it.
Screaming Loudly: Sharks are sensitive to noise. Yell your favorite karaoke song or recite Shakespeare—it’s all fair game.
Eye Poking: If all else fails, go for the eyes. Even sharks have their limits, and a well-placed poke might just do the trick.
Ultimate Measures:
Bazooka Time: As a last resort (and we really mean LAST), you may consider using a bazooka to blow the shark out of the water. Just remember, you’re probably going to need a bigger permit for that one.
Preventative Measures:
Sock Full of Pennies: Attach this unique accessory to your bathing suit. The jangling sound is like nails on a chalkboard to our aquatic pals.
Brass or Copper Bikini: Not only stylish but also practical! The metallic glint and taste will have bull sharks saying, “No, thank you,” and swimming off in search of less metallic meals.
Remember, our goal is to protect both you and our beloved bull sharks. So, stay safe, stay humorous, and keep those limbs where they belong!
Florida Department of Wildlife and Fisheries
re: New Louisiana law will criminalize approaching police under certain circumstances
Posted by Cajun Voltaire on 5/30/24 at 3:02 pm to John88
I am for reciprocal laws....
Cop cant walk up on you to ask you bullshite questions or body check you unless you are being arrested..
get out of my face works both ways.... first case will get thrown out.... officer sees you filming from 50' away, walks over to person and says you are within 25' and under arrest.... department gets sued..... the will say it is not fair..... big payout and taxes go up.... police stop doing crime enforcement and start writing tickets.
Cop cant walk up on you to ask you bullshite questions or body check you unless you are being arrested..
get out of my face works both ways.... first case will get thrown out.... officer sees you filming from 50' away, walks over to person and says you are within 25' and under arrest.... department gets sued..... the will say it is not fair..... big payout and taxes go up.... police stop doing crime enforcement and start writing tickets.
re: Breed of peace strikes again
Posted by Cajun Voltaire on 5/30/24 at 2:56 pm to Night Vision
re: Niger has effectively kidnapped1000 US soldiers at our $500 mil dollar base
Posted by Cajun Voltaire on 4/24/24 at 6:28 am to MrLSU
re: Any good April fools pranks?
Posted by Cajun Voltaire on 4/3/24 at 2:28 pm to Dawg7730
I put 9 of these in my neighbors yards...
re: Hydrogen Vehicles
Posted by Cajun Voltaire on 2/13/24 at 5:47 am to Auburn1968
This is a great tableau of where energy comes from and where it goes, including waste. Waste of electrical energy production is at over 50%.
LINK
link to energy sources and destinations
LINK
link to energy sources and destinations
re: A modern home of glass and steel for sale in Houston, Texas for $3.1M
Posted by Cajun Voltaire on 1/29/24 at 7:58 am to hikingfan
blindster dot com is going to be rich
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