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Biography:	Where do I begin...
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Occupation:	Creator of all living things, but I'm looking...
Number of Posts:	186
Registered on:	11/6/2007
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I Expect to See A lot of Y’all In Church Next Sunday

Posted by I AM GOD on 12/1/25 at 1:12 pm

There are a lot of chips that need to be cashed in.

Coaching Changes

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re: Most respected user on TD

Posted by I AM GOD on 3/5/24 at 1:23 pm to braves21

Have I been mentioned yet?

O-T Lounge

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re: Thank you and Merry Christmas!

Posted by I AM GOD on 12/19/23 at 5:14 pm to GodLovesYou

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have a Merry Christmas and God bless y’all

I can bless MOST of y’all.

The rest…

Outdoor Board

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re: Priest leads church in creed: “I believe in a non-binary God whose pronouns are plural.”

Posted by I AM GOD on 6/27/23 at 7:21 pm to L.A.

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“I believe in a non-binary God whose pronouns are plural.”

<--- All man.

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"And in Jesus Christ their child, who wore a fabulous tunic and had two dads."

I mean, sure...Moses hangs around a lot, but it's not like that. Honestly...

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re: God Confirms Heaven Will Have A Buc-ee's

Posted by I AM GOD on 2/27/23 at 4:49 pm to GumboPot

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God Confirms Heaven Will Have A Buc-ee's

Can confirm.

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re: Jaguars are God’s team.

Posted by I AM GOD on 1/20/23 at 12:53 pm to St Augustine

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Jaguars are God’s team.

Actually, I'm a HUGE Saint's fan...for obvious reasons.

More Sports

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re: Storm Update:- Ida Moves Away - The Cleanup Begins...

Posted by I AM GOD on 9/2/21 at 9:06 pm to Bobby OG Johnson

My children.

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re: plans for the Tier 1 New Years Party

Posted by I AM GOD on 12/27/20 at 11:14 pm to OWLFAN86

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god has a sense of humor for making gcs

Meh...that was a mistake.

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re: Am I Dead...or Dying?

Posted by I AM GOD on 3/28/20 at 10:37 am to GRTiger

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Can I speak to your manager?

How may I help you?

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re: Pope says Catholics who can’t go to confession can ask God directly for forgiveness

Posted by I AM GOD on 3/21/20 at 2:51 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!

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Pope says Catholics who can’t go to confession can ask God directly for forgiveness

Meh...

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re: Voice of God denounces CNN; Promises his wrath upon them

Posted by I AM GOD on 5/29/18 at 7:07 pm to magildachunks

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Although, you could step in and help prevent some every once in a while.

You would freak if I told you how many times I have stepped-in!

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re: Voice of God denounces CNN; Promises his wrath upon them

Posted by I AM GOD on 5/29/18 at 7:04 pm to BRgetthenet

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Why does God cause things like tornadoes, and train wrecks?

Well, Mother nature causes tornadoes, and she can be a real pill, so I usually just leave her alone. As for train wrecks, that's not on me...I gave you people free will - I suggest you all use it better.

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re: Voice of God denounces CNN; Promises his wrath upon them

Posted by I AM GOD on 5/29/18 at 7:00 pm to Geauxld Finger

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Same god/Jesus that needs a 54 million dollar jet?

You do know that we have a Father/Son relationship, right?

Also, that guy is right, Jesus would be flying in a plane all over the world spreading the world, as he can be fairly "high maintenance" theses days...much more-so than the days in a dirt floor manger.

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re: 3 weeks in the USA.

Posted by I AM GOD on 5/2/18 at 8:08 pm to hrryhll

Hey.

I've seen your comments in the thread on the OT where you've done nothing but bash the US, our culture, and society.

How about you keep your arse in the UK, you frick.

:doublebird:

Travel Board

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