Favorite team:Notre Dame 
Location:EVERYWHERE
Biography:Where do I begin...
Interests:YOU!
Occupation:Creator of all living things, but I'm looking...
Number of Posts:185
Registered on:11/6/2007
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re: Most respected user on TD

Posted by I AM GOD on 3/5/24 at 1:23 pm
Have I been mentioned yet?...

re: Thank you and Merry Christmas!

Posted by I AM GOD on 12/19/23 at 5:14 pm
[quote]have a Merry Christmas and God bless y’all[/quote] I can bless [i]MOST[/i] of y’all. The rest…...
[quote]“I believe in a non-binary God whose pronouns are plural.”[/quote] <--- All man. [quote]"And in Jesus Christ their child, who wore a fabulous tunic and had two dads."[/quote] I mean, sure...Moses hangs around a lot, but it's not like that. Honestly......
[quote]God Confirms Heaven Will Have A Buc-ee's[/quote] Can confirm....

re: Jaguars are God’s team.

Posted by I AM GOD on 1/20/23 at 12:53 pm
[quote]Jaguars are God’s team.[/quote] Actually, I'm a HUGE Saint's fan...for obvious reasons....

re: plans for the Tier 1 New Years Party

Posted by I AM GOD on 12/27/20 at 11:14 pm
[quote]god has a sense of humor for making gcs[/quote] Meh...that was a mistake....

re: Am I Dead...or Dying?

Posted by I AM GOD on 3/28/20 at 10:37 am
[quote]Can I speak to your manager?[/quote] How may I help you?...
[quote]Pope says Catholics who can’t go to confession can ask God directly for forgiveness[/quote] Meh......
[quote]Although, you could step in and help prevent some every once in a while.[/quote] You would freak if I told you how many times I have stepped-in!...
[quote]Why does God cause things like tornadoes, and train wrecks?[/quote] Well, Mother nature causes tornadoes, and she can be a real pill, so I usually just leave her alone. As for train wrecks, that's not on me...I gave you people free will - I suggest you all use it better....
[quote]Same god/Jesus that needs a 54 million dollar jet?[/quote] You do know that we have a Father/Son relationship, right? Also, that guy is right, Jesus would be flying in a plane all over the world spreading the world, as he can be fairly "high maintenance" theses days...much more-so than...

re: 3 weeks in the USA.

Posted by I AM GOD on 5/2/18 at 8:08 pm
Hey. I've seen your comments in the thread on the OT where you've done nothing but bash the US, our culture, and society. How about you keep your arse in the UK, you frick. :doublebird:...
[quote]DawgfaninCa[/quote] Sometimes, even I have bad days. Like when I created you......
[quote]God was busy frickin the Falcons in the arse today.[/quote] Oh, no, that was not me. The Falcons just suck......

re: Hurricane Irma - Spinning Down

Posted by I AM GOD on 9/8/17 at 11:35 pm
[quote]theunknownknight[/quote] You are so stupid. Really disappointed in myself, honestly....
[quote]tigerhoney[/quote] Ah, some of my best work......
[quote]God is, because your're a fricking troll. Even God doesn't like trolls[/quote] This is true......
You are ALLLLLLL fricking welcome! :cheers:...
[quote]God is real.[/quote] Duh......