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I doubt your letters ever make it remotely close to Cassidy


That's why I included the part about his staffers.
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We should all just start flooding his office with pictures of dickbutt.


You'd have to do it in ascii.
Please post a copy of your letter, to give others ideas on what to write him. If you haven't sent Cassidy a letter yet, please do.

https://www.cassidy.senate.gov/contact

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Senator Cassidy,

Like many of your constituents, today I am writing to say I’m sorry that I voted for you.

There’s a couple of ways to interpret that. You’d probably prefer to interpret it as voters’ remorse. No, I’m sorry in the apologetic sense.

I’m sorry to have put you in the situation in which you’ve found yourself. As a voter I sent you to Washington to do the business of the people of Louisiana; to stand up for your constituents desires and philosophies; to defend this great country from the people who want to tear it down.

This was a lofty mandate to impose upon someone so ill suited to the job. It’s not your fault that you couldn’t do the peoples’ work. This was like hiring a toddler to be an NFL linebacker; like suddenly thrusting a fry cook into the CEO desk at McDonalds. Your embarrassment is the fault of the voters. We didn’t do our due diligence before hiring you.

Moreover, I’m sorry for your staff. Their resumes will always carry your name. Because the Louisiana voters wrongfully put you into a position in which you were unfit to serve, your name has become mud. At every job interview, your staffers will have to shamefully admit that they once worked for a clown.

I ask that you please spare yourself any further embarrassment. Your once good name does not need to be tarnished any further. Please resign your position, so that you may be replaced with someone competent. I’m sure there’s some other job out there which you’d be great at.