anonymousperson

Jesus and Moses are playing a round and approach a long par 3 over water. Moses has the box and says to Jesus “I’ve seen Arnold Palmer reach the green with a 5 iron, so I bet I can do it as well.” So Moses gives it a go with the 5 iron, but leaves it short and in the pond. Moses then proceeds to part the waters and go retrieve his ball. While still waiting to tee off, the group behind them approaches Jesus on the tee box. One man exclaims “holy crap who does this guy think he is?? Moses?” Jesus calmly responds, “no, he thinks he’s Arnold Palmer.”