AlabamaAlpha

[quote]AlabamaAlpha: Did your Marlboro-mouthed methamphetamine abusing mother not love you? Did she slip in the pit bull shite in front of your raggedy arse trailer then wipe it with her Dale Earnhart t-shirt she bummed from your uncle’s trailer after she fricked him? Seems like an everyday scenari...

If the blood of thousands of nutria rats doesn't quell the Cajuns, they will likely burn the city and the dome to the ground and then sit around chanting Daniel, Daniel, Daniel until the national guard has to chase them all back to their swamp shacks. [img]https://media.giphy.com/media/SYuQ6poLwL...

[quote]I truly used to think LSU fans were alright, but now I can’t wait until next year when Bama gets back on top of the west again. [/quote] Most people who follow college football don't like LSU fans. Not because LSU dominates other teams for years or decades or over a century like Alabama d...

[quote] quote: Burrow is 30 years old playing against 18 year olds.[/quote] [quote]He’s 22-23 [/quote] Wrong. Burrows is not 30 but he is 28. So, the poster you are responding to is closer to right than you are. [img]https://i.imgur.com/9My1I8A.jpg[/img] ...

[quote] Misses out on the big game. Has to list historical stats to feel relevant. Melting as bad as Clemson will be after 1/13/20[/quote] Right, Bama fans have no experience with national championship games recently so, we must live in the past. But, it is a past that is currently unfolding ...

[quote]Teams that don’t win NCs cling to win counts. How the mighty have fallen.[/quote] It's not just a win total for a season, which is inconsequential to this discussion. It's [b]THE[/b] win total of all-time. Fans of teams like LSU can understand, fully, what is being discussed because...

Does anyone know the purpose of the metal framework at the bottom of this roof of the National Library of Montenword. [img]https://i.imgur.com/mpZ6dvR.jpg[/img] [link=(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montenegro#/media/File:Cetinje,_Montenegro_-_panoramio_(15).jpg)]Roof[/link]...

[quote]Alabama and Clemson will be back in the playoffs next year being despised by everyone. Burrow leaves and LSU will be like the song "Ice Ice Baby"...A one hit wonder. [/quote] Sounds about right to me. Good post....

[quote]Losses and forfeits don't count as wins, only wins count as wins. But whatever gets you up for the Irrelevant Bowl.[/quote] I'm not counting losses, goofy. That would be dishonest. I'm counting the 29 wins that Alabama had on the field, against opponents, you know, in real life. Wh...

[quote]I know you’re a bama fan, but the normal assumption in society is not incest when someone points out that you are an embarrassment. Please seek help. [/quote] When someone indicates that they are retarded, as you have done, it makes non-retarded people think about how they came to be re...