WillRogue

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Isn’t Surefire just Jacob Wohl and his momma?

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As of two days ago, he was still publicly claiming to have no connection to Sure Fire at all.

Now he says he's the founder but has produced exactly 0 other people who work at this supposed firm, and all of the staff photos on the website are stolen images of celebrities with a random pastor thrown in for good measure.

He claims his mother is not associated with the firm, and he says he called the police on all the mean reporters who said that the phone number was registered to his mother, although he does admit that the phone IS registered to his mother, so I don't know what laws he thinks the reporters broke. His claim is that the reason the phone is under his mommy's name is because he's still a part of her family plan, which is just one of many extremely Big Boy(TM) facts about him and his life.

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Diplomatic immunity is GRANTED by the host country.

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And all people in the US who are not granted diplomatic immunity are SUBJECT TO THE JURISDICTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, dumbass.

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Illegal children are clearly not subject to the jurisdiction of our country.

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You heard it here first, folks! Republicans declare that literally ALL undocumented immigrants have diplomatic immunity!

Cue the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme...

I considered similar things around the time of the hire, but it's worth noting, we're not even really doing that here. That may have been the plan at first, but Matt Canada was too much of a prick, and so now we've got Ensminger as OC. He's done a much better job than I expected, but it's not like teams are lining up to steal him from us.

All in all, the strategy of going economical at head coach and investing more in coordinators will only work as long as you happen to find guys who can all work together without ego (since the HC will have a harder time pulling rank if the coordinators know they're more valuable than he is) AND as long as not many teams are doing it. You already have to accept investing in hyped up OCs and DCs means that they will leave you sooner to take HC gigs elsewhere. If more and more schools are willing to overpay coordinators, there just won't be enough talent to go around, and schools will be overpaying for shitty coordinators instead of shitty head coaches.