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gonzoesq
| Favorite team: | LSU  |
| Location: | Slidell |
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| Number of Posts: | 166 |
| Registered on: | 5/25/2018 |
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Back home to their doublewides and beat their cousin wives.
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re: Ode to te Gumps - apologies to Radiohead
Posted by gonzoesq on 1/2/26 at 7:43 pm to Missouri Waltz
Sorry what’s a few less teeth among gumps
Ode to te Gumps - apologies to Radiohead
Posted by gonzoesq on 1/2/26 at 7:10 pm
That there, that's not me
I used to go where I please
I used to walk through walls, I used float down the Black Warrior River
I'm not here, this isn't happening
I'm not here, I'm not here anymore .
In a little while, I will be gone for good .
The moment's already passed.
Yeah, it's gone and I'm not here
This isn't happening
I'm not here anymore , I'm not here anymore.
Strobe lights and blown speakers
Fireworks and hurricanes.
I'm not here, this isn't happening
I'm not here anymore, I'm not here anymore . I’m near the River Styx in Hell with no place to go except to my double wide . Oh poor Willie he has been fired from Walmart . Gump dentists say they won’t accept any patients with less than five teeth . I’m ready to burn Dreamland because there isn’t anymore places to go .
Oh Lord what am i to do with no job and my cousin sister wives have eloped to Texas A&M . My sheep have left me so what am I to do . i’m done .
I used to go where I please
I used to walk through walls, I used float down the Black Warrior River
I'm not here, this isn't happening
I'm not here, I'm not here anymore .
In a little while, I will be gone for good .
The moment's already passed.
Yeah, it's gone and I'm not here
This isn't happening
I'm not here anymore , I'm not here anymore.
Strobe lights and blown speakers
Fireworks and hurricanes.
I'm not here, this isn't happening
I'm not here anymore, I'm not here anymore . I’m near the River Styx in Hell with no place to go except to my double wide . Oh poor Willie he has been fired from Walmart . Gump dentists say they won’t accept any patients with less than five teeth . I’m ready to burn Dreamland because there isn’t anymore places to go .
Oh Lord what am i to do with no job and my cousin sister wives have eloped to Texas A&M . My sheep have left me so what am I to do . i’m done .
re: Gump fans didn’t even go to the Rose Bowl
Posted by gonzoesq on 1/2/26 at 10:36 am to Herodijontiger
Most of the Gump fans couldn’t go because Walmart wouldn’t let be them off work
Gump fans didn’t even go to the Rose Bowl
Posted by gonzoesq on 1/2/26 at 10:28 am
It is estimated that the ratio of Gump fans to Hoosier fans was 20 to 80 percent . The decline is now in full free fall . That is completely and utterly embarrassing . I guess the no show Gumps had to prioritize double wide repairs
But but but but the gumps are a basketball school
The Red Cross is on alert to be available at all costs
Gumps in double wides are the most vulnerable as are their cousin / wives .
Gump Farmers
Posted by gonzoesq on 1/1/26 at 6:00 pm
Hide your sheep and porkers because there will be pillaging and plundering tonight . Hide your half sisters in the tornado shed . Call your relatives at Walmart and tell them to go home and anchor their double wides . Oh the hideousness of it all
???????????? three teeth is bragging
Gumps lock your trailers
Posted by gonzoesq on 12/19/25 at 8:05 pm
There will a lot of sacking and pillaging tonight
re: Alabama sucks
Posted by gonzoesq on 12/19/25 at 7:48 pm to Serraneaux
If the Gumps continue to look this bad you better protect your double wides and sheep
re: If Deboer Is Truly Going to Destroy Alabama Football
Posted by gonzoesq on 12/16/25 at 12:31 pm to SoFla Tideroller
You have the first paragraph correct
I would think he needs a XXXXX jersey to cover his beer gut
Empty Seats Bulls
Posted by gonzoesq on 12/14/25 at 7:08 pm
To the dip sh*z like geaudilocks look at the empty seats in the Bulls arena . This happens every year before January in most NBA arenas .
Roll Gumps
Posted by gonzoesq on 12/6/25 at 6:33 pm
Around the bowl and down the hole
Attention Gumps
Posted by gonzoesq on 12/6/25 at 6:19 pm
Protect your trailers, wives and sheep .
Gumps exposed
Posted by gonzoesq on 12/6/25 at 6:09 pm
so bad a stripper would be proud
re: 21-0
Posted by gonzoesq on 12/6/25 at 5:11 pm to UltimaParadox
Dump the Gumps in work with Deboring
re: Has anyone had a poor experience at a Matt Bowers dealership?
Posted by gonzoesq on 11/30/25 at 11:32 am to AaronDeTiger
I have a Cadillac and Bowers bought the Slidell Dealership . I also hsd an extended warranty from the prior owner . Bowers refused to honor it so I took my work to Mossy and i’ll never buy a car from that scoundrel
re: tOfficial BOOM Thread. Bring your BOOMs here.
Posted by gonzoesq on 11/29/25 at 3:53 pm to SnoopChizzle
I know a boom boom who works on Airline Hwy if that counts
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