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Oh wow, no I didn't. I assume it's on YouTube?

Went in with a date expecting to be bored outta my skull but it was actually a fun movie and it ended the franchise on a really good note.

GameStop prob

Nothing will ever top "The N***** Family".

The first and only time I've ever pissed myself from laughing.

And now he can stare all he wants from his couch at home

No Bc the majority of the male strippers have no interest in banging these women

Sorry you can't take Nolan's dick out your mouth long enough to realize when he makes a bad movie. Which btw, I'm like 99% sure he admitted that he was very unhappy with the final product himself.

It's been 3 years since I've seen the movie but let me see how many of these I can remember.

The big one, first and foremost is Batman escaping a nuclear blast w/ less then a minute left in the middle of the ocean.

Sending an entire police force underground for 1 guy? Probably one of you dopes running the police force there. Then to top that off, they stay down there for months? Lmao

They spent how long in the movie fortifying Gotham to make sure no one got in and Bruce Wayne with no money, no help, just pops up on the island "because he's Batman"?

JGL knows Bruce Wayne is Batman because.... they're both orphans? No nothing, he just has a hunch. Give me a goddamn break.

Batman is the ultimate strategist, there's no move he doesn't make that he doesn't think on or consider the consequences. So the first fight he has w/ Bane, Bane kicks his arse, he's too strong, darkness doesn't phase him, so on and so forth. Well for the second fight outside City Hall, Batman..... goes fist to fist with him again? And the only reason he wins is because he lands a lucky shot to his mask.

Bane breaks his spine and he recovers because some chiropractor in this hole in the ground punches him in the back and voila? He's cured?

The CIA being lazy and unprofessional as all hell in the opening, yeah no just load these masked prisoners on my plane. We don't need to see who they are or anything.

The mayor is attending a public football game and Bane just walks right out onto the field, no nothing, no security, no one to maybe think, "Hey, this masked terrorist is just waltzing on the field, cool".

JGL shoots a bad guy and instantly throws his gun away, he's a cop, what exactly does he think guns do? I get that he's upset w/ himself but it was a baddie who was trying to kill him. I'm not even gonna get into a cop tossing his sidearm away and just leaving it for someone to find.

Do I need to go on?

I'm also just thinking that the article might have forgotten Ant-Man and Wasp bc I know Ant Man has to at least have a scene or so in it.

You know, I've lived in Louisiana my whole life and I've yet to visit the Acadiana mall once.