re: Would you recommend a stroller for a 6 and 7 year old at Disney?

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shady spot for them to take a quick nap.

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It’s called the Hall of Presidents and it’s included in the ticket price.

OP, make sure you’re abreast of proper stroller etiquette beforehand:
1. You own the road. Right through the middle of those old people holding hands or obvious families trying to stick together is the path of least resistance for you. Bonus if you split the Brazilian tour group wide enough that the guide halts the first half and causes general frickery for traffic in both directions.
2. I’m so sick of doors. Return doorways to their originally intended function - for parking strollers while you obliviously gander at some fricking Gaston mug you’re never even going to drink out of. And yes, doorways are designated stroller turnarounds, just make sure to bang it against both jambs.
3. Do: Try to roll your stroller into a few lines. I’m talking past the point at which any logical human’s “square peg no fit round hole” is triggered. Get that bad boy in there far enough that you could start a pickup basketball game with the number of people you inconvenience yet give an eye roll “excuse me” on your way out.
4. Don’t: Give any other dads pushing empty strollers any room to cross between your chariot and the stranger walking in front you. If you can see below the knee of the person in front of you, you’re not close enough. This is especially important when you’re looking side to side saying “yeah, maybe I’ll go get a straight shave because I’m so manly, that would show everyone.” (You won’t get the shave.) Remember that heel skin is not natural and you must do your part to right this wrong.