re: Unboarding etiquette

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This is generally a learned behavior by being stuck behind people that are on very important phone calls as soon as the wheels hit the ground, and then struggle to grab their multiple bags with one hand, etc.

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What the frick are you blabbing about? A learned behavior

OP is not talking about pushing through distracted people or jumping ahead one row because someone is taking too long to gather their things and the aisle is empty from them forward.

He is talking about those that attempt to barge their way through everyone to the front to exit the plane first for no reason other than getting off.

I love when I'm middle or window and someone is going to try to blow by me and not let me in before them when I'm behind them. I will 100% body block them every single time and then let everyone else in my row and the row adjacent to me out before them

I’m sure no one would abuse the “tight connection” line when they don’t really have one…

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A learned behavior

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Because, retard, I've watched the fumbling frickery on hundreds of flights.

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exit the plane first for no reason other than getting off.

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I wasn't talking about being first, and neither did OP. But at any rate, you have strange thoughts. No reason other than getting off? It's unclear what one is supposed to do at this point in time of a flight. Maybe we're supposed to take a nap in the overhead and wait until Jesus rises and takes us straight to the promised land (well, you guys anyway?)

Are we playing George Carlin games here? frick you, I'm not getting off the plane, I'm getting out of the plane!!