Match Day 8/12

It's too damn early. Why am I awake?

Anywho, plenty of eme-ele-ese, tWOAT and tGOAT, Pokal, Ligue 1.

If you want streaming, check out brother SCH's legit thread here.

All Times CST

MLS - MLS Live unless noted
Seattle - Sporting KC, 3 p.m.
Toronto - Portland, 5 p.m.
DC United - Real Salt Lake, 6 p.m.
Columbus - Chicago, 6:30 p.m.
NYRB - Orlando, 6:30 p.m.
Dallas - Colorado, 7 p.m.
New England - Vancouver, 7 p.m.
Philadelphia - Montreal, 7 p.m.
Houston - San Jose, 8 p.m.
LA Galaxy - NYCFC, 10 p.m. (ESPN2)

tGOATpionship
Leeds - Preston, 9 a.m.
Reading - Fulham, 9 a.m.
Brentford - Nottingham Forest, 9 a.m. (ESPN3)
Middlesbrough - Sheffield United, 11:30 a.m. (ESPN3)

Premier League
Watford - Liverpool, 6:30 a.m. (NBCSN)
Chelsea - Burnley, 9 a.m. (NBCSN)
Everton - Stoke City, 9 a.m. (CNBC)
Crystal Palace - Huddersfield Town, 9 a.m.
Southampton - Swansea City, 9 a.m.
West Bromwich Albion - Bournemouth, 9 a.m.
Brighton & Hove Albion - Manchester City, 11:30 a.m. (NBC)

DFB-Pokal - Round 1
Chemnitz - Bayern Munich, 8:30 a.m. (ESPN3)
Erndtebrück - Eintracht Frankfurt, 8:30 a.m.
Eichede - Kaiserslautern, 8:30 a.m.
Germania Halberstadt - Freiburg, 8:30 a.m.
LSK Hansa - Mainz, 8:30 a.m.
Leher - Köln, 8:30 a.m.
Rielasingen-Arlen - Borussia Dortmund, 8:30 a.m.
Erfurt - Hoffenheim, 11:30 a.m.
Würzburg - Werder Bremen, 1:45 p.m.

Ligue 1
Nantes - Marseille, 10 a.m. (beIN)
Toulouse - Montpellier, 1 p.m. (beIN)
Bordeaux - Metz, 1 p.m. (beIN español)
Amiens - Angers, 1 p.m.
Caen - Saint-Étienne, 1 p.m.

Liga MX
Cruz Azul - Toluca, 5 p.m. (Univisión Deportes)
Querétaro - Morelia, 5 p.m. (ESPN Deportes)
Monterrey - Chivas, 7 p.m. (Univisión Deportes)
Pachuca - Tigres, 7 p.m. (ESPN Deportes)
Necaxa - León, 9 p.m. (ESPN Deportes)