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That reminds me of something that happened during my internship at Halliburton

Story time:

‘Twas one of those sticky, dewy sweet gulf coast mornings. I had just returned from my first ride on a chopper. Upon projectile vomiting, i noticed a bosomy early 20s female galavanting around the dock. After a drink of red powerade and toweling off the sweat on my face i approached her. Before i could speak she said, with a conspicuous inflection in her voice, “I am the wine and you are the water. Let us coagulate.” She, blindfolded me, threw me back into the chopper, fingered me and gave me stratospherically transcendent dome. Then she booted me into the sea where i was rescued by a pod of celibate porpoises who returned me to shore. Turns out she was the boss’s daughter.

Damn life do be crazy sometimes

It recalls an adventure I had in my early years. I was working for an oil sheikh trying to dig up evidence for a supposed rival. My travels took me to Santa Catalina Island on the California coast. I was there with Dave Davern, brother of the captain who was on Robert Wagner's yacht when he drowned Natalie Wood. I met a woman there, one of Dave's friends, a woman by the name of Mangata, a Spanish name that apparently means the trail created by the moon's reflection on the water. She told me it was untranslatable in English. That night at Ribbon Beach, she took me. We were one with the universe, high on mescaline and MDMA. I moaned softly in rhythm to each scrotum slap. As we orgasmed together, an orca belonging to a famous transient pod wailed out its song of mourning. The other two joined in, extending the orgasms by several minutes. The next morning, she was gone. I hiked back to Two Harbors. I still hadn't found any information I needed. Then in my momentary fever dream, I saw something. A casino shaped like a guitar. I told my sheikh about my encounter. He considered the proposal, having forgotten my original purpose. Several years later, I saw that casino, in my dream, built on sacred Indian burial grounds in Seminole, FL. I haven't orgasmed in several years.

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