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re: Arsenal 2013/2014 Season Long Thread
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:11 am to Aaron Ramsey
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:11 am to Aaron Ramsey
It got this weird without Leauxgan, who is by far the most eloquent weird person I know.
It reminds me of the time I ordered a hooker off bigdoggie.net and she showed up and was like what do you want and Isaid, meekly, everything, as I climbed her and attempted to cry-bone her and sing the words to Dashboard Confessional's 'Hands Down' into her ear.
It reminds me of the time I ordered a hooker off bigdoggie.net and she showed up and was like what do you want and Isaid, meekly, everything, as I climbed her and attempted to cry-bone her and sing the words to Dashboard Confessional's 'Hands Down' into her ear.
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Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:12 am to BleedPurpleGold
I'll text you pics of her if you want them. They're both middle eastern and fricking smoking hott.
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:12 am to LSUSOBEAST1
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Apparently it's yoga in a sauna room or something which sounds fricking sexy but also hard as frick.
Maybe you'll pass out and require mouth to mouth resuscitation.
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:12 am to LSUSOBEAST1
Did you go to hot yoga? That sounds uncomfortable because I get kind of gassy when I'm uncomfortably hot. It's a good thing that I have a longterm girlfriend, I'm terrible at picking up random women because I don't ever change my personality. Most people hate me when they first meet me.
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:13 am to LSUSOBEAST1
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They're both middle eastern and fricking smoking hott.
If she's Lebanese I'm totally down.
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:13 am to LSUSOBEAST1
I don't buy drinks for girls anymore.
The worse I treat women, the more success I have. I honestly feel bad about it, but bitches love the bastard.
The worse I treat women, the more success I have. I honestly feel bad about it, but bitches love the bastard.
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:13 am to BleedPurpleGold
Her dad owns Albasha I'm pretty sure.
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:14 am to BleedPurpleGold
Persian bitches be fiya too.
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:14 am to LSUSOBEAST1
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Her dad owns Albasha I'm pretty sure.
Holy shite. Hot, rich, and her family makes Mediterranean food?
You better not frick this up, Beast.
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:15 am to hendersonshands
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Did you go to hot yoga?
Nope, my car was still downtown so I had no way to get there. Gonna happen this week though and I'll report back.
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I'm terrible at picking up random women because I don't ever change my personality. Most people hate me when they first meet me.
I am 100% the exact same way, but I got this haircut and now I'm killing it.
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:15 am to BleedPurpleGold
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You better not frick this up, Beast.
Show off some chest hair.
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:15 am to crazy4lsu
The last time I hit on a girl in a bar, we were hitting it off and shite, then she asked if I was trying to frick her and I said yes. She got mad, luckily for me I didn't buy her a drink so it was just a simple rejection and I didn't waste money.
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:17 am to crazy4lsu
Despite being a very happy and fun person to be around, I am extremely cynical towards strangers and generally just find them a waste of time. That's my problem.
This post was edited on 8/5/13 at 1:18 am
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:17 am to hendersonshands
Well at least you were honest. I can't stand women who are surprised that you want to frick them. Why else am I here? Why else would I learn magic the gathering card game?
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:18 am to crazy4lsu
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Why else am I here? Why else would I learn magic the gathering card game?
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:21 am to LSUSOBEAST1
I've gone from a lot of extremes, from complete miserly a-hole to try hard nice guy. I think I've found a balance where I assume every girl wants to bone me until they reject me, at which point I move on. It's much simpler than being confused about signals and shite.
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:21 am to crazy4lsu
I remember the first sign of our conversation going south was when she mentioned she was a Hornets fan and I was like yeah right bitch, like you watch basketball so I asked her to name players on the team. No I didn't get laid, but I showed her. I showed her good.
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:21 am to crazy4lsu
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Why else would I learn magic the gathering card game?
"We outnumber them! Charge! Charge! Hey, where'd you guys go? Retreat! Retreat!"
How I feel when I approach a pack of girls at a bar
hope someone gets the reference
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:22 am to crazy4lsu
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I assume every girl wants to bone me until they reject me, at which point I move on. It's much simpler than being confused about signals and shite.
That's a damn fine strategy
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:24 am to hendersonshands
Last night I tried to impress a girl from Brighton who loves football. Told her I write for a couple football blogs and that I had an article on LFC's website once. She asked for proof, which was quite the turn off.
Also told her I bring hundreds of pounds of soccer equipment to Africa almost annually and she flat out didn't believe me. frick her.
Also told her I bring hundreds of pounds of soccer equipment to Africa almost annually and she flat out didn't believe me. frick her.
This post was edited on 8/5/13 at 1:25 am
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