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re: Arsenal 2013/2014 Season Long Thread

Posted on 8/5/13 at 12:43 am to
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
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Posted on 8/5/13 at 12:43 am to
Or like when you're in high school and some girl you've been talking to a lot on AIM tells you she had a bad dream that you told everyone y'all were dating and you're like whaaat ha ha, no way that's crazy. Then you cry, you fricking cry like a baby, but you don't tell anyone.
Posted by Aaron Ramsey
London
Member since Jul 2013
168 posts
Posted on 8/5/13 at 12:45 am to
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We got plenty of money now. We can buy at least one big name player a year with the new endorsements.



We could buy even more if we don't waste it this season.
Posted by LSUSOBEAST1
Member since Aug 2008
28621 posts
Posted on 8/5/13 at 12:48 am to
Or it's like when you text a girl who you've been lusting after pretty hard a question only for your iPhone to show you that she "read" the message along with the time she read it. So then after a few hours you naturally drop a couple question marks as a hint before she responds with "sorry, i was sleeping lol. i have a huuuuge thing due tomorrow that i have to work on so i cant go out with you."






















wait, are we not sharing personal stories?
Posted by crazy4lsu
Member since May 2005
39798 posts
Posted on 8/5/13 at 12:50 am to
We could probably afford to buy two. I mean, 200 mil in cash reserves plus the 30-40 mil we get from the new jersey and kit deals plus the stadium revenue means that we will be cash flush for a while, unless the world economy collapses, in which case it won't matter.

Right now Wenger could build two teams from the cash we have. Since we don't need to, then splashing the money on star players isn't a bad idea.
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160203 posts
Posted on 8/5/13 at 12:52 am to
Or like when you're in 5th grade and a girl yells in your general direction for you to come see and you start to smile and walk over before she starts laughing and you see some other dude behind you walking her way, the dude she was calling out for.


Posted by crazy4lsu
Member since May 2005
39798 posts
Posted on 8/5/13 at 12:54 am to
Or it's like when you get friend zoned by this bitch who eventually thinks you guys are BFF and she moves away and you are like whew I never have to deal with her again and then she texts you all the time with stuff like 'I miss you' and other fairy shite and your penis is still slightly confused so you say hey, I'm cash flush right now so how much money would it take for you to give me a hummer and the she's all grossed out but your kinda relieved although you jam out one grief boner in remembrance of your 'friendship.'
Posted by LSUSOBEAST1
Member since Aug 2008
28621 posts
Posted on 8/5/13 at 12:55 am to
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That's the thing. I don't see him being an immediate impact for this season. So why waste the money on him now? If something better comes along next season and we spent everything on Suarez this season, we're fricked.



Literally I don't know what to tell you. Spending money on Suarez is not a waste in any sense. He could double Giroud's production in a season, despite the fact that his impact cannot be measured or quantified. He brings competitiveness and a "win at all costs" mentality, which is something any club could use. Not to mention his pressing, work rate and ability to do the dirty work.
Posted by BleedPurpleGold
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2005
19014 posts
Posted on 8/5/13 at 12:59 am to
Or its like when you get really drunk and depressed that you like this girl that you hangout with all the time but she just doesn't seem into you and so you text your friend to vent, cry, and get advice and then as you're hitting "send" you realize you just sent the text to her on accident.


Wait, to clarify, are we still not telling personal stories or no?
Posted by LSUSOBEAST1
Member since Aug 2008
28621 posts
Posted on 8/5/13 at 12:59 am to


Or it's like that girl in 6th grade who comes up to you and asks you out. You obviously reply with "yes" because she has those sexy multi-colored braces with the rubber bands that are soooooo hott and she kinda looks like Lizzy McGuire so that's a a clear win because you're basically dating Hilary Duff, right? Anyway, you say "yes" and then her friends start giggling and she runs away and one of her slut friends who she rumored to have scissored with tells you it was just a dare and it wasnt real.
Posted by crazy4lsu
Member since May 2005
39798 posts
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:03 am to
Or it's like when you finally get a girlfriend but she's on the rebound and her ex-boyfriend brags about all the nasty stuff she would do and your like god damnit why could he choke-frick her but when we do it we have to keep our clothes on so you try to choke frick her and she seems to be really into it but it turns out your just really fricking a on inflatable punching bag and that you have no girlfriend.
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160203 posts
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:03 am to
Or when you start dating this girl in the 10th grade and she invites you over to her mom's house so you go and make out with her hardcore to the Little Rascals and touch her boob over the shirt and then you're all like "yeah, I'm going to fingerblast the shite out of this girl" then you down to her panty line and she tells you to stop because she's not comfortable. Then 3 weeks later you break and after a month you find out she lost her virginity shortly after and was even tagteamed once at a party.


...just like that.
Posted by crazy4lsu
Member since May 2005
39798 posts
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:04 am to
God damn women are awful. I'm glad I found you fairies.
Posted by BleedPurpleGold
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2005
19014 posts
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:05 am to
Wow. That sucks man.
Posted by BleedPurpleGold
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2005
19014 posts
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:05 am to
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160203 posts
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:06 am to
Without all the pain, you don't get all the beautiful poetry and Myspace profiles with Hawthorne Heights songs attract emo chicks and emo chicks send vag pics.
Posted by Aaron Ramsey
London
Member since Jul 2013
168 posts
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:06 am to
Wow. This got weird.

Posted by LSUSOBEAST1
Member since Aug 2008
28621 posts
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:09 am to
Just last night I walked up to a girl and told her she was beautiful and asked if I could buy her a drink. She said she wanted a gin and tonic with Hendricks and two lime wedges. I buy two, turn around and she's gone. I got double fricked up.

Still got that number though and she invited me to "hot yoga" tonight
This post was edited on 8/5/13 at 1:10 am
Posted by BleedPurpleGold
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2005
19014 posts
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:09 am to
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Wow. This got weird.


Welcome to the Soccer Board.
Posted by BleedPurpleGold
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2005
19014 posts
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:10 am to
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she invited me to "hot yoga" tonight


This sounds incredibly interesting. Pics when you get back.
Posted by LSUSOBEAST1
Member since Aug 2008
28621 posts
Posted on 8/5/13 at 1:10 am to
Apparently it's yoga in a sauna room or something which sounds fricking sexy but also hard as frick.
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