re: Arsenal 2013/2014 Season Long Thread

12 days, people!!!! TWELVE DAYS

how did I go to sleep and miss this last night

Milo was always worried about keeping the parking lot clean and he had a big key ring on his belt.

Yeah, I'll stop hijacking now Off to the Bayern thread I go.

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God damn women are awful. I'm glad I found you fairies.

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The worse I treat women, the more success I have. I honestly feel bad about it, but bitches love the bastard.

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I basically fell in love with a girl last semester. Went on a few dates before she pulled back and said she wasn't ready. We were best friends at school and I trusted her with my everything when she told me, "Look, I'm really really into you and I see our relationship as something that could last a long time. When I commit myself to a relationship I go all in, and I want to make sure that I can make that sort of commitment to you."

Wow, what a straight up, sweet and honest girl.

We stayed close, and eventually I fell hard for her. She was on again/off again. She always initiated though, I told her after the first time that I wasn't going to try, that she would know when she would be ready. Starting to get confused.

Every time we talked about our relationship she insisted that she didn't really know what she wanted, but that she wanted to be with me and really liked me.

This lasted through the end of last semester, which was what she said she needed to get past in order to make sure she had her business together and everything was in line. Summer goes by.

Things still going good. I thought. Then I notice she's acting a little funny - snapping at me for benign things, not acting quite as nice, etc.

She tells me she started going on dates with other guys. The most recent one was a forty year old cop.

wtfFace.gif

"You're judging me, aren't you? Don't judge me."

She couldn't for the life of her understand how, after 6 months of telling me how much she liked me and wanted to make something happen between us, and how I sat there like a loyal fricking dog because I trusted her with all of my heart, why in the world I would be disappointed in her.

We talked. She sounded cold. Emotionally distant. She "didn't like the way we talked to each other."

Cue wtfthisShitmakesnosenseWTFisthisbitchtalkingabout.gif.

She said she didn't think we were compatible, and alas she didn't want to be with me.

Cue brokenheart.exe.

In the dumps, guys.

frick everything.

frick her. I hate her so god damn much. Who the frick treats their best friend like this? Who for 7 months leads a guy on who has made it clear from the start that he wants to be with you and then chalks it up to a big misunderstanding (on my part, of course)?

I’m tired of getting fricked over by girls. I’m tired of being the nice guy, assuming that because she’s a good person she’ll appreciate the patience and loyalty and understanding and all the qualities she will one day she wish she had in a man when she’s in a fricked up, emotionally abusive marriage with some a-hole.

One day she’s going to look around and say, man, I wish I had a nice guy. Man, they sure are hard to find, those “nice guys.” Well guess what? Her and millions of other women are the reason for there being no nice guys. Now they are jaded, hateful assholes who wonder if they will ever really trust a woman not to be fricking crazy. Nice guys really do get fricked.

I hate feeling like this. I’m tired of being the nice guy who finishes last. Maybe that’s what really sucks the most- that and being betrayed by a "friend."

Hopefully I can learn something from this experience and make myself better for it. frick that, I know I will. One day she will realize she lost more from this than I did, because apparently what I fell in love with never actually existed in the first place. But, in the mean time, I have to admit that it still sucks.

#soccerbrosintimatestorytime

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Who the frick treats their best friend like this? Who for 7 months leads a guy on who has made it clear from the start that he wants to be with you and then chalks it up to a big misunderstanding (on my part, of course)?

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Answer: Every girl in history. Same thing happens to everyone at least once in their life. Yes, women are that shitty. There's a phrase that's always given me comfort in times of heartbreak over females. I'll offer it to you, and suggest you really take it to heart, because it'll make you feel better if you accept the truth of it.

"No matter how cool and hot she is, somewhere out there is a guy that is sick and tired of putting up with her shite."

Now you can add your name to that illustrious list of dude's who think this bitch is out of her mind. I assure you there are a lot, as every girl does this at least once, but more likely multiple times in their lives.

I just selected Walcott in the fantasy draft. Im sure you guys would want to know this.

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Anyhow, thanks all you assholes that cheat and ruin it for us nice guys.

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Don't blame the assholes. Maybe some of them used to be nice guys.

Blame the girls who treat the nice guys like shite, go after assholes, and then cry and get "damaged" when it doesn't work out.