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Woke theologians now agree that the unpardonable sin is "whiteness"
Posted on 4/17/19 at 7:19 pm
Posted on 4/17/19 at 7:19 pm
From the irrepressible Babylon Bee
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Some other headlines from the Babylon Bee website:
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"People have proposed that when Jesus talked about the one unforgivable sin He was talking about denying Him repeatedly," Dr. Varucci Martinez said, addressing the coalition of scholars gathered to codify the new proposal. "But it's obvious now that it's being unrepentantly white. That's clearly the only thing God won't forgive you for: being a white person and not trying to do better and atone for it throughout your life."
Dr. Martinez then led the assembled scholars in a chant of "Do better! Do better!" before participating in a symbolic but also very literal hanging of a white man onstage.
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Posted on 4/17/19 at 7:20 pm to L.A.
Posted on 4/17/19 at 7:28 pm to L.A.
On the 17th day of April, the 2019th year of our Lord, I am unsure of your level of seriousness.
This post was edited on 4/17/19 at 7:29 pm
Posted on 4/17/19 at 7:29 pm to YumYum Sauce
quote:Good point.
On the 17th day of April, the 2017th year of our Lord, I am unsure of your level of seriousness
Posted on 4/17/19 at 7:42 pm to L.A.
The Babylon Bee is a rip-off in the Onion right
Because over the last few weeks there have been a lot of threads based on their articles. And too many have thought they were legit.
Because over the last few weeks there have been a lot of threads based on their articles. And too many have thought they were legit.
This post was edited on 4/17/19 at 7:43 pm
Posted on 4/17/19 at 8:42 pm to L.A.
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updated translation of Jesus's words in Mark 3:
"Truly I tell you, people can be forgiven all their sins, but anyone who's white will never be forgiven. This is the eternal sin."
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