re: What do I need to do to become a Democrat?

First and foremost, you must remove any and all personal accountability for your actions and choices. It's always someone else's fault, especially politicians that don't hold your same beliefs.

Then you must believe that there is an entire system in place to keep *you* from getting ahead in life, all designed to victimize you personally.

Finally, you have to believe that the *only* path to fixing those problems in your life is through the US Government, especially the presidency.

Remember, friend, that you've done nothing wrong in this life. Take solace, no human is illegal!