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re: Trump is a scratch golfer without even practicing

Posted on 11/28/25 at 4:21 pm to
Posted by IvoryBillMatt
Member since Mar 2020
7847 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 4:21 pm to
quote:

Trump likes to embellish things from time to time.


I know. I thought the Board understood this.
Posted by llfshoals
Member since Nov 2010
20254 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 4:42 pm to
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I would be shocked if ANY player older than 75...other than Trump...claims to be a scratch player.
I play with a guy who is 78 who routinely shoots 75 or better.

Don’t play him for money.

You can play me for money though, I won’t mind
Posted by IvoryBillMatt
Member since Mar 2020
7847 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 4:51 pm to
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I play with a guy who is 78 who routinely shoots 75 or better.


What's his handicap?
Posted by Camp Randall
The Shadow of the Valley of Death
Member since Nov 2005
17151 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 5:25 pm to
He hits the ball well but he looks like around an 8 handicap depending on the tees
Posted by ZeroChill
Member since Nov 2025
25 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 5:31 pm to
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Lol. What? The handicap system is self-reporting. There's no way to guard against lying. He could be...and almost certainly is...completely faking it.


Watch him play dumb arse. That’s what I was talking about not being able to fake. Not a retarded handicap report.
Posted by djmed
Member since Aug 2020
3670 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 5:39 pm to
I think he just likes screwing with people
He says this, waits
And then oh look it’s in the news
It’s hilarious the bait they will take
Posted by The Pickwick
Member since Jan 2025
479 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 5:46 pm to
I’m like a ten handicap and would play him for a million a hole
Posted by Csmims
A sandy beach in paradise
Member since Jan 2019
3137 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 5:52 pm to
What did he shoot the numerous times you played with him?
Posted by IamNotaRobot
OKC
Member since Nov 2021
1494 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 6:04 pm to
If you watch his swing it really is incredible for a guy pushing 80. He gets better shoulder turn than most guys half his age, and his club head speed looks legit too. His feet are a little dancy but he keeps a straight line and it’s repeatable. Definitely a “feel” guy with the putter and has good touch. Scratch? Probably not. I’ve heard he talks non-stop and cares more about making sure his playing partners are comfortable and having a good time. He probably takes a drop or two, a few gimmes and breakfast balls. Not nearly as much as me lol
Posted by IvoryBillMatt
Member since Mar 2020
7847 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 6:09 pm to
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Watch him play dumb arse.


No one here has ever watched him play an entire hole, much less a round, dumb arse. We have only seen edited videos of him playing.

This post was edited on 11/28/25 at 6:10 pm
Posted by Tigergreg
Metairie
Member since Feb 2005
24432 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 6:12 pm to
Kim jun un by a mile. He scores an amazing 18 every round.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
294600 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 6:13 pm to
Thats what I've heard. Even aced it the first time he played. Amazing.
Posted by SLIPSHITE
Doyline, LA
Member since Jul 2019
944 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 6:30 pm to
At pushups also.
Posted by DallasTiger
THE Capital City
Member since Jan 2004
4510 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 6:38 pm to
Imagine thinking that Bryson's golfing videos aren't curated. His solo rounds certainly are.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
45996 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 7:08 pm to
Rick Reilly is a douchebag. Not a surprise he has TDS.
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
31299 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 7:10 pm to
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People laugh, but fo watch him and Bryson play a beat 50 round and he really hits the ball well. Has the old man's swing but he can stick it.

The timing of that video was great. Trump is not a young man anymore but still has a great game.
Posted by Stonehenge
Wakulla Springs
Member since Dec 2014
2444 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 7:21 pm to
More narcissistic lies from Donnie.
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
62337 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 7:25 pm to
quote:

Trump is a scratch golfer without even practicing


I saw him play a round with Kai Trump on her YouTube channel. They both shot par. As someone who sucks at golf, I was impressed.
This post was edited on 11/28/25 at 7:26 pm
Posted by llfshoals
Member since Nov 2010
20254 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 7:40 pm to
Says it’s a 10. Played with him a bunch and never seen him shoot over 80. Pretty much never misses a fairway.

So that 10 is just for the suckers. I’m not giving him strokes.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
69298 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 7:43 pm to
quote:

Biden said he could beat him if they both had to carry their clubs.




That night should have been a point of no return for that old fricker. Once he said that, everyone should have bailed on him.

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