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Study Finds 100% Of Men Would Eat Any Fruit Given To Them By A Naked Woman
Posted on 3/9/22 at 5:14 pm
Posted on 3/9/22 at 5:14 pm
WEST OF EDEN—A double-blind study conducted by angel scientists has confirmed that 100% of men would eat any fruit given to them by a naked woman. The study seems to suggest that the fall of Adam and Eve was unavoidable.
"Our results were conclusive," said the angel Gabriel, who led the study. "Of the 30,000 male test subjects we studied, we found literally 100% of them would happily accept and eat any piece of fruit handed to them by a woman who was naked. Even in cases where it wasn't fruit—or even edible—all the males gratefully accepted every single object offered and ate it with a dumb look on their face."
Gabriel then motioned to a male test subject on the other side of the glass as he happily chewed on a rubber ball that had just been handed to him by a gorgeous unclothed woman.
"See what I mean?"
Researchers say the results should serve to humble any man who thinks he would have made a different decision than Adam. "According to the science, you would have likely done the exact same thing Adam did," said Gabriel.
Women around the world started to gloat upon hearing the news until Gabriel revealed they also conducted a study showing that 100% of women can be tricked by a talking snake.
Fruit
Posted on 3/9/22 at 5:15 pm to TigerVespamon
And if that fruit were Richard Simmons?
Posted on 3/9/22 at 5:17 pm to teke184
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And if that fruit were Richard Simmons?
Posted on 3/9/22 at 5:18 pm to TigerVespamon
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a male test subject on the other side of the glass as he happily chewed on a rubber ball that had just been handed to him by a gorgeous unclothed woman.
Posted on 3/9/22 at 5:19 pm to TigerVespamon
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Women around the world started to gloat upon hearing the news until Gabriel revealed they also conducted a study showing that 100% of women can be tricked by a talking snake.
"Talking snake"
Posted on 3/9/22 at 5:19 pm to TigerVespamon
that conveniently placed branch isn't covering his dick at all. it's right below his elbow.
Posted on 3/9/22 at 5:35 pm to TigerVespamon
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Study Finds 100% Of Men Would Eat Any Fruit Given To Them By A Naked Woman
not if she is from florida, or a crack whore, or both
Posted on 3/9/22 at 5:40 pm to TigerVespamon
Head line is misleading. All it proves is that eve was likely a gorgeous woman.
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handed to him by a gorgeous unclothed woman.
Posted on 3/9/22 at 5:50 pm to Steadyhands
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Head line is misleading. All it proves is that eve was likely a gorgeous woman.
She was the only woman. Like the lone woman in the bar at closing time.
Posted on 3/9/22 at 5:51 pm to TigerVespamon
The man probably thinks that the fruit is just an appetizer, a way to prime himself for the main course.
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