Spitballing Biden’s Laptopgate Sound Bites

It is obvious at this point that Joe was flat out lying in 2020 when he said he never discussed business with Hunter. Obviously he didn’t expect his idiot son to leave a laptop full of incriminating evidence for public viewing (FBI tried so hard to cover it up!).

So as the Republicans begin to peel away at the onion, how will Biden’s tune change? Here are some of my predictions:

1) “I knew nothing about Hunters business deals” - 2020
2) “Ok, he occasionally talked business while I was within earshot”
3) “I might have given some free general advice on good business principles.“
4) “So, I met some people. But we only shook hands for like a minute.”
5) “I may or may not have sent text messages discussing business. I text message a lot of people”
6) “I have no clue how that million dollars got in my bank account.”
7) “Let me be clear. I am NOT the Big Guy”