re: Recap of the GOAT melt from election night courtesy of my facebook feed

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She is absolutely insane man, not my friend. Forced to associate due to the family connections of my SO.

Multiple trips to jail for really stupid stuff like lighting some dude's Jeep on fire after being angry about a basketball game. Several stints in rehab from a heroine addiction. Tried to get into law school by talking about her heroine struggle while she was still addicted and dealing the stuff on her personal statement.

The type of girl to dye her armpit air and tell you how liberating it is.

Hope that was enough deets to satisfy, you don't want your man junk anywhere near this girl.

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This is the type of girl you take to a hotel, use a fake name , wear a condom, and then leave when she falls asleep.

Never ever ever trust this type of woman when she says shes on birth control, never let her know your real name or where you live, nor fall asleep when she's around.

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Any time I hear a white person talk about "privilege", they are immediately dismissed as loony tunes.

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Agreed.

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With that said, IWHI

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IWHI, with a bat.