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Progressive 5-Year-Old Claims Cookie Crumbs On His Face Are Part Of Russian Disinformation
Posted on 10/22/20 at 2:45 pm
Posted on 10/22/20 at 2:45 pm
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PORTLAND, OR—Local 5-year-old progressive child Hunter Gaiden was caught with his hand in the cookie jar today. There were clearly crumbs all over his face, as well as a trail of crumbs leading right to the cookie jar.
But Gaiden employed a brilliant defense, claiming all the hard evidence that he had participated in illicit household activity was actually part of a Russian disinformation campaign.
"This is clearly part of a Russian disinformation campaign," he said as his parents caught him eating a cookie. "If you spread this information, you're spreading Russian disinfo. They're trying to influence this household! They're everywhere! They're listening to us right now!"
His parents still grounded him, prompting him to call them "puppets of Putin."
Babylon Bee
Posted on 10/22/20 at 3:24 pm to cajunangelle
All the libs have boxed themselves into the Russian misinformation corner. The lap top and emails can easily be proven to belong to the child predator Hunter Biden. The brown refuse particles are about to hit the oscillating blades.
Posted on 10/22/20 at 3:30 pm to L.A.
Is there any evidence WHATSOEVER that this was NOT Russian interference with an American family?
Crickets. Thought so.
Crickets. Thought so.
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