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My favorite Reagan Soviet joke
Posted on 10/25/24 at 12:07 am
Posted on 10/25/24 at 12:07 am
Posted on 10/25/24 at 12:17 am to Auburn1968
He was the best and put the world in perspective.
Posted on 10/25/24 at 3:20 am to L.A.
The best reagan soviet joke i remember ---
Man goes to buy a loaf of bread. He's waiting in line all morning. Finally, right as its about to be his turn to buy the lady puts the sign up OUT OF BREAD.
He gets pissed and starts raising hell. What kind of stupid system is this, etc., when a man can't buy a loaf of bread. Our leaders are idiots. Etc Etc.
Then a man walks up and says "in the old days we would shoot you for saying that, comrade"
The man goes home. The wife see he has no bread an d asks "what, they've run out of bread again?"
"It's even worse" the man answers. "They've run out of bullets".
Man goes to buy a loaf of bread. He's waiting in line all morning. Finally, right as its about to be his turn to buy the lady puts the sign up OUT OF BREAD.
He gets pissed and starts raising hell. What kind of stupid system is this, etc., when a man can't buy a loaf of bread. Our leaders are idiots. Etc Etc.
Then a man walks up and says "in the old days we would shoot you for saying that, comrade"
The man goes home. The wife see he has no bread an d asks "what, they've run out of bread again?"
"It's even worse" the man answers. "They've run out of bullets".
Posted on 10/25/24 at 9:37 am to Auburn1968
Not a soviet joke but one of my favorites by him
Posted on 10/25/24 at 9:45 am to Auburn1968
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Reagan
The GOAT. The greatest there has ever been.
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