re: Jen Psaki — Suggests Trump Culpable for Mass Shooting in Atlanta

Gasping for straws? Anything to divert attention from the clown show that is Plugs.

Okay, choose the disaster Plugs will initiate today. Feel free to add your own.

1) He will pee and poo in his pants during a brief interview, and do a decent imitation of the Jerry Nadler shuffle.

2) He will call Xi Jinping and Putin: those two guys who are leaders of China and that other country.

3) Plugs will stumble and fall as he walks to board the Presidential Helicopter. CNN will kick in with a weather forecast showing the prevalence of high winds in the Washington, D.C. area.

4) As Secret Service, Kamala, and the White House Press Corp look on in horror Plugs will suddenly lift he pants legs up and proclaim: Look no hairy legs, Jill shaved them last night. CNN will cut the video feed and switch to a view of the Cherry Blossoms blooming in Washington.

We are so screwed.