Imagine if such an article were written focused on a female's genitals

You mean something like...

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Apparently, Kym Whitley Has A Gaping Clown Car For A Vag, Marlon Wayans Recounts This Righteous Revelation

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Apparently, Kym Whitley Has A Gaping Clown Car For A Vag, Marlon Wayans Recounts This Righteous Revelation

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This song to the tune of the Beach Boys Kokomo..

You're a beautiful girl
And your pants are on so tight
That when you stand just right
I can see it all

When you're on the beach
And your bikini's soaking wet
I see a fuzzy silhouette
As I look down below
I see your cameltoe

[Chorus 1:]
Your biscuit, your beavage, I see your pooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin, you ain't hidin' nothin'
Your coochie, your flapper, you're showin'off your snapper
Your cameltoe
It looks all right so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your cameltoe

Merci Madame, voila le bearded clam

I could really go
For a sideways sloppy joe
Or a tuna casserole
Baby don't you know

I never thought I'd see
So much of your anatomy
Your jeans are so tight
I'm learning gynecology
I see your cameltoe

[Chorus 2:]
Your labia, your vulva, ooh you know I love ya
Pudenda, vagina, nothin' could be finer
It's furry, it's fluffy, lookin' kinda puffy
Your cameltoe
It looks so right so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your cameltoe

[Chorus 1:]
Your biscuit, your beavage, I see your pooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin, you ain't hidin' nothin'
Your coochie, your flapper, you're showin'off your snapper
Your cameltoe
It looks so right so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your cameltoe

YT