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Illegal Immigrants Flee Back To Mexico After Being Dropped Off In Crime-Ridden Wasteland
Posted on 4/18/22 at 4:32 pm
Posted on 4/18/22 at 4:32 pm
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Undocumented immigrants fled the nation's capital Friday after being bused in by Texas Gov Greg Abbott just two days prior. The migrants, who had been detained after illegally crossing the American border, were reportedly excited for a new chapter in their lives until they found themselves stranded in a crime-riddled wasteland.
"¡Qué susto! What a dump!" said José Sombrero, a father who has dreamed of picking oranges for a dollar an hour ever since he was a child. "I've never seen such a wretched den of corruption, evil, and misery! Get me out of here!"
"¡Gracias a Dios mis hijos están en jaulas!" he then told authorities as he begged to be returned to Mexico.
According to translators, Sombrero claimed he had no idea America had gotten so bad and found himself longing for the beautiful cocaine fields of Mexico.
Authorities report a large group of migrants have embarked on a quest to leave the D.C. area and return to Mexico on their own, but are concerned that it might be harder to leave America than to get in.
Undocumented immigrants fled the nation's capital Friday after being bused in by Texas Gov Greg Abbott just two days prior. The migrants, who had been detained after illegally crossing the American border, were reportedly excited for a new chapter in their lives until they found themselves stranded in a crime-riddled wasteland.
"¡Qué susto! What a dump!" said José Sombrero, a father who has dreamed of picking oranges for a dollar an hour ever since he was a child. "I've never seen such a wretched den of corruption, evil, and misery! Get me out of here!"
"¡Gracias a Dios mis hijos están en jaulas!" he then told authorities as he begged to be returned to Mexico.
According to translators, Sombrero claimed he had no idea America had gotten so bad and found himself longing for the beautiful cocaine fields of Mexico.
Authorities report a large group of migrants have embarked on a quest to leave the D.C. area and return to Mexico on their own, but are concerned that it might be harder to leave America than to get in.
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Posted on 4/18/22 at 4:33 pm to Night Vision
Oh man, this bee so crazy!!
Posted on 4/18/22 at 4:34 pm to Night Vision
This will sting Libs like a bee.
Posted on 4/18/22 at 4:50 pm to Night Vision
Awesome
Posted on 4/18/22 at 6:06 pm to Night Vision
Sorry, but I question this interview even happened.
Mexico isn't a 3rd world country.
Average pay is around $6 per hour there.
So a guy "dreams of coming here and making a dollar per hour"? I don't think so.
If you told me the people bussed there were from other central and south american countries, I might believe it.
Mexico isn't a 3rd world country.
Average pay is around $6 per hour there.
So a guy "dreams of coming here and making a dollar per hour"? I don't think so.
If you told me the people bussed there were from other central and south american countries, I might believe it.
Posted on 4/18/22 at 6:07 pm to Bearcat90
quote:
Sorry, but I question this interview even happened
This is very hard to disagree with.
Posted on 4/18/22 at 6:16 pm to GregMaddux
Look at the news source!
Posted on 4/18/22 at 6:20 pm to Bearcat90
quote:sounds like something the Bee might say
Mexico isn't a 3rd world country.
Posted on 4/18/22 at 6:22 pm to arcalades
quote:
sounds like something the Bee might say
Have you been there? I have, many times and all over the country.
It is NOT a 3rd world country.
You might want to travel abroad and you'll realize what a 3rd world country actually is. Mexico certainly is not in that category.
Posted on 4/18/22 at 8:10 pm to Bearcat90
quote:
It is NOT a 3rd world country.
Posted on 4/18/22 at 10:41 pm to Bearcat90
quote:
Sorry, but I question this interview even happened.
Mexico isn't a 3rd world country.
Average pay is around $6 per hour there.
So a guy "dreams of coming here and making a dollar per hour"? I don't think so.
If you told me the people bussed there were from other central and south american countries, I might believe it
Wait
What?
Posted on 4/18/22 at 10:45 pm to Night Vision
quote:
José Sombrero
Posted on 4/18/22 at 10:47 pm to Bearcat90
Holy shite, you are serious?
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:15 pm to Bearcat90
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:20 pm to Night Vision
I would rather live in Mexico then DC also. Place is a shite-hole.
Posted on 4/18/22 at 11:55 pm to Bearcat90
You do realize that you’re getting all turnt up over a piece of satire from the Babylon Bee, right?
Posted on 4/19/22 at 12:43 am to AcadieAnne
quote:
You do realize that you’re getting all turnt up over a piece of satire from the Babylon Bee, right?
LMAO No, I didn't.
I've laughed at others that got caught by the Bee.
Responded multiple times in this thread today too.
Got me real good. I am also laughing at myself.
This post was edited on 4/19/22 at 12:53 am
Posted on 4/19/22 at 7:34 am to Bearcat90
You got stung by the bee. I know it smacks of reality in this crazy world. I have sometimes thought something was from the Bee but it was really Biden and the libs being themselves. It can be a thin line.
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