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I haven’t shaved in 2 weeks

Posted on 4/2/20 at 2:12 am
Posted by FLTech
the A
Member since Sep 2017
12473 posts
Posted on 4/2/20 at 2:12 am
Because of the Coronavirus

I look fantastic!

Thanks fakeavirus!
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 4/2/20 at 2:16 am to
Jokes on you. Facial hair actually gives more surface area for the virus to attach to your face.

SHAVE NOW OR BE DISPATCHED BY CORONACHAN.

Posted by Ham Solo
Member since Apr 2015
7729 posts
Posted on 4/2/20 at 2:16 am to
Lot of guys figuring out they have no chin. Next you're going to go finance a truck for 80 plus months and buy some tools you don't know how to use.





America, frick Yeah!

Full disclosure, I just received a power washer that will knock the herpes off a hooker.
This post was edited on 4/2/20 at 2:26 am
Posted by OU812
Greensboro, NC
Member since Apr 2004
12569 posts
Posted on 4/2/20 at 2:30 am to
Some of us actually have big boy jobs and have to not only shave, but go to work.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71474 posts
Posted on 4/2/20 at 2:42 am to
I've shaved twice since 2016

Posted by Ham Solo
Member since Apr 2015
7729 posts
Posted on 4/2/20 at 2:44 am to
quote:

Some of us actually have big boy jobs and have to not only shave, but go to work.




What a douche.

This situation is the most profitable thing that could ever happen for my family, for both me and my wife.

That said, it's pretty fricking disgusting for you to make that comment simply because your line of work falls within the guidelines of people that are working.

There are plenty of hard working folks sitting on the sidelines right now simply because their job doesn't fit this situation. Be grateful, and stop being an a-hole.
This post was edited on 4/2/20 at 3:44 am
Posted by Little Trump
Florida
Member since Nov 2017
5817 posts
Posted on 4/2/20 at 2:44 am to
Why the downvotes?

We’ve been invaded by leftist paid trolls
Posted by Ripley
Member since Aug 2016
4524 posts
Posted on 4/2/20 at 2:51 am to
quote:

I haven’t shaved in 2 weeks

AMA?
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54212 posts
Posted on 4/2/20 at 5:09 am to
I shave once a week but I'm retired and really don't give a shite about what I look like anyway.









Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54212 posts
Posted on 4/2/20 at 5:13 am to
quote:

Jokes on you. Facial hair actually gives more surface area for the virus to attach to your face.


Like a head of hair, that people continuously touch all day long, doesn't catch a boatload of germs? Poor women with their hair brushing aside their faces all day long. Hope this doesn't mean we're going to see a bunch of dyke haircuts in the coming weeks.
Posted by Bulldogblitz
In my house
Member since Dec 2018
26783 posts
Posted on 4/2/20 at 5:24 am to
quote:

disclosure, I just received a power washer that will knock the herpes off a hooker.


Received a power washer? Sounds like a storeroom clerk at a non-essential business. Someone call the brown shirts!
Posted by Goforit
Member since Apr 2019
4755 posts
Posted on 4/2/20 at 5:58 am to
I haven't taken a bath in two weeks. Best way to ensure social distancing.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79203 posts
Posted on 4/2/20 at 7:20 am to
Same here

FeelsGoodman.meme
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
98872 posts
Posted on 4/2/20 at 7:30 am to
Couldn't do it. Looked like shite and itched like hell.
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