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DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION SCHEDULE has been released

Posted on 6/4/20 at 7:30 am
Posted by Northwestern tiger
Long Island NY
Member since Oct 2005
23484 posts
Posted on 6/4/20 at 7:30 am
Saw that on social media

11:15 AM
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention.
Forms distributed for Medicaid and Food Stamp enrollment.

2:30 PM
Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.

4:00 PM
Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
Sponsored by CNN hosts Jake Tapper and Jim Acosta

4:15 PM
Address on "Being the Real You"
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and Jussie Smollette

4:30 PM
"How to Bank $400 Million as a Public Servant and Claim to be Broke"
Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM
“How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes!”
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

5:00 PM
Medals of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bowe Berghdal
Presented by Chelsea Manning

5:15 PM
Democrats and Sexual Deviations -- A Symposium with Question & Answer Session
Corrdinated by Tara Reade and Monica Lewinsky

5:30 PM
Invitation-only Autograph Session
Souvenir photographs of Elizabeth Warren dressed in Native American clothing

5:45 PM
Tribute to All of the 57 States
Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi

6:00 PM
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the terminology "Alternative Shoppers" instead of "Looters"
Conducted by Stephanie Rawlings-Blake

6:30 PM
Why I Hate America
Michelle Obama

7:00 PM
White Privilege Confessionals and Apologies
Speakers: Amy Klobuchar and Pete Buttigieg

7:30 PM
Announcement of VP Nominee - Stacey Abrams
Rebuttal speeches to follow by Tulsi Gabbard, Kamala Harris, and Elizabeth Warren

8:00 PM
Closed meeting workshop: Strategy Blueprints For Trump's Impeachment in 2021 - 2025
Chairperson: Nancy Pelosi

8:30 PM
The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting
General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as "Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"

9:00 PM
“Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you”
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times with Guest Speakers, Don Lemon and Matt Lauer

9:15 PM
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO
by Michael Moore

9:30 PM
Democrats and Ethics Conference (Attendance is closed to the media)
Moderated by: Adam Schiff and Gerald Nadler

9:45 PM
Personal Finance Seminar - "Businesses Don't Create Jobs"
Hosted by speaker Barack Obama

10:00 PM
Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun Owners.
Coordinated by Beto O'Rourke

10:30 PM
Film Tribute to Planned Parenthood and Legalized Infantacide (R-rated for graphic scenes)
Moderated by Special Guest Speaker: Gov. Ralph Northam (D-VA)

11:00 PM
Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It's No Big Deal"
Hosted by Hillary Clinton

11:30 PM
Official Nomination of Joe Biden for POTUS and Stacey Abrams VP
Bill Maher and Rachel Maddow

This schedule is subject to additions and deletions as warranted. Please refer to update
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57316 posts
Posted on 6/4/20 at 7:31 am to
is this supposed to be a joke? I can't tell
Posted by Northwestern tiger
Long Island NY
Member since Oct 2005
23484 posts
Posted on 6/4/20 at 7:32 am to
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This post was edited on 6/4/20 at 7:37 am
Posted by BamaPig
Gulf Coast,Alabama
Member since Jan 2020
1314 posts
Posted on 6/4/20 at 7:33 am to
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
95582 posts
Posted on 6/4/20 at 7:34 am to
The best jokes are close to reality.

It’s a joke today but can be reality tomorrow.


The main way you can tell it is a joke is that Lewinsky and Tara Reade wouldn’t be put in front of a camera.
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
45259 posts
Posted on 6/4/20 at 7:34 am to
Can’t be sure if this is a joke or real.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67488 posts
Posted on 6/4/20 at 7:35 am to
I didn't see Biden's basement speech anywhere
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