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alpinetiger
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Congressional member smells. Add yours.
Admittedly random, but I haven't showered in two days, and have run each of those days. Have successfully wiped my arse and brushed teeth as normal. My beard and haircut makes me look like a homeless person. Making an attempt to be fair and balanced here. I'm sooo sick of being mostly at home:

Ocasio-Cortez: Coconut-oil. Seems so logical. Raw and imported from somewhere. And expensive. It may be her mamelles limiting my focus, but I'd bet she smells great.

Rubio: Same category as Cortez but a little more forward, like Hawaiian Tropic. Is there a coconut-forward cologne? That would be it.

Cruz: Soap. Ivory probably. Suave shampoo because he knows the chemical compounds on the back of the shampoo bottles and rejects friviality. Its all the same. Has a steel-wool loofa and his skin is always red because he wants to be clean damnit.

Pelosi: Medicinal. Notes of Peaches and formaldehyde and whatever Botox may smell like.

Grassley: Medicinal, but more acidic and harsh in the nostrils because he doesn't screw around. Might even do Isopropril alcohol baths.

Shumer: Two-year old potpurri candlewax smell, and Ben-Gay.

Nadler: Neem-oil (for his belt) and bacon drippings.

Jordan (Jim): Day-old gym clothes and Speedstick.

Nunez: Talcum and wintergreen Tic-Tacs.






VoxDawg
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Which Gawker page did you lift that from?


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Wtodd
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All Dems - like shite....probably soft dog shit

All Reps - like shite....probably like cat shite bc they're pussies

Trump - like Melanie's pussy


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SCLibertarian
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Omar: camel shite and soy


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Bestbank Tiger
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What about Tulsi?


HonoraryCoonass
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quote:

Nadler:


I’d imagine Nadler smells like that foam donut my uncle used to sit on.


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alpinetiger
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None. Poor attempt at humor.


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Bard
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This has got to be the strangest thread on Poli in a looooooong time.


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WTF? Are you Joe Biden?


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alpinetiger
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Hmm, that's a good question.

I'm thinking the same Cortez/Rubio overtones with a slightly sour undertone smell. Brie cheese comes to mind, ever so slightly.


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Mizzoufan26
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Kamala Harris: Day old cum

Joe Biden: Rotating betwee cotton candy and bubble gum spritz sprays to lure in children.

This post was edited on 5/21 at 1:04 pm


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upgrayedd
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TigerFanInSouthland
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Dems: bullshite

Reps: chickenshit


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alpinetiger
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Are you meeting a group for lunch?


BTW, How do you copy a GIF/image when you respond to someone? Can it be done using the quote function?


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oogabooga68
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What about Tulsi?


Smells like a fking Socialist pile of zhit.


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Godfather1
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Pelosi


Anything other than the smell of vodka is the wrong answer. It very likely reeks from her pores.


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CGSC Lobotomy
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Schiff: KY, semen and diahrrea


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IceTiger
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What about Tulsi?


She smells good, ask Jimmy Dore

Light expensive perfume, on top of a mix of nodes of coconut and easy fruit like strawberries...


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