Congressional member smells. Add yours.

Admittedly random, but I haven't showered in two days, and have run each of those days. Have successfully wiped my arse and brushed teeth as normal. My beard and haircut makes me look like a homeless person. Making an attempt to be fair and balanced here. I'm sooo sick of being mostly at home:

Ocasio-Cortez: Coconut-oil. Seems so logical. Raw and imported from somewhere. And expensive. It may be her mamelles limiting my focus, but I'd bet she smells great.

Rubio: Same category as Cortez but a little more forward, like Hawaiian Tropic. Is there a coconut-forward cologne? That would be it.

Cruz: Soap. Ivory probably. Suave shampoo because he knows the chemical compounds on the back of the shampoo bottles and rejects friviality. Its all the same. Has a steel-wool loofa and his skin is always red because he wants to be clean damnit.

Pelosi: Medicinal. Notes of Peaches and formaldehyde and whatever Botox may smell like.

Grassley: Medicinal, but more acidic and harsh in the nostrils because he doesn't screw around. Might even do Isopropril alcohol baths.

Shumer: Two-year old potpurri candlewax smell, and Ben-Gay.

Nadler: Neem-oil (for his belt) and bacon drippings.

Jordan (Jim): Day-old gym clothes and Speedstick.

Nunez: Talcum and wintergreen Tic-Tacs.