Climate Change idiots want to exterminate all plant and animal life to save the planet

What do leftists expect us to eat? This question is rhetorical bc it’s bugs, obviously.

Apparently- Everything else is bad for the environment except bugs and gruel manufactured by Bill Gates robots. And gruel formed of unicorn horns bc I’m not sure where else the protein comes from. Plus I’m not really sure what the bugs are supposed to eat so that we can eat them if we can’t farm raise them, but I’m only an English major. Plus, I went to a state law school and not an Ivy League one, so obviously I’m not smart enough to understand things.

Because really. It has to be bugs. I mean, except for Leonardo DiCaprio, bc that’s (D)ifferent and he obviously cares about the planet so he gets to have special privileges. We certainly can’t eat hamburgers bc cow farts. Which is weird bc, people fart too. Plus so do dogs and chickens and presumably even fish - but I don’t know. I’m not a biologist. All I know is: Cow farts are the bad farts. Everyone else can hold it. BC It’s important to save civilization to hold in our farts. Why do you think those fat girls with pink hair are so pissed off all the time? Not only can they not get laid by any gender, and not only do they not even know what their own genitalia mean or how to use them - THEY ARE HOLDING IN THEIR FARTS YOU BIGOT. They are doing so to save the planet and plus, it may hasten the abortion they long to have.

But back to food. We can’t eat vegetables bc fertilizer (which incidentally in many cases is just minerals being returned to the soil to replace the minerals the other plants ate- like irresponsible stewards of the earth are prone to do. I mean shite, everyone knows only racists support the life cycle) The minerals in the fertilizer are just like the fricking vitamins we will have to eat bc we will all be waking around with scurvy bc there aren’t any fricking fruits and vegetables, except different. I’m not saying that I’m going to start eating a bunch of miracle grow so I can get nitrogen, but then again I’m not trying to grow cucumbers out of my head - just long and lustrous hair, which requires more iron and copper than nitrogen. Plus if I’m peeing out all the nitrogen, I’m a walking existential crisis. And an existential crisis caused by vitamins and minerals scares the shite out of AOC- and keeping her safe is the most important. So important that we put people in jail for many years with no trial when she gets scared.

Plus. We can’t use tractors to grow the vegetables that we can’t eat bc fertilizer, bc tractors use diesel and OMG the tractors exhale CO2 and we can’t let the trees use CO2 anymore it bc they need fertilizer and we can’t HAVE ANYMORE LEMONS!!! Plus humans are WAYYYY to greedy with the oxygen they have to breathe so we’re just going to have to find a way to deal with less trees.

It’s all important bc we have to save the planet. We have to die so the the planet won’t die. But if we’re starving to death, how the frick so we know that the ocean levels are rising? And why the frick do we care?

Seriously leftists. I was sort of maybe willing to let y’all have this fantasy that a subject you cant ask questions about, is science, and not religion. Just let y’all feel all virtuous and how you’re not like the “American Taliban” shoving your religion down everyone’s throats.

But you lost all sympathy from me when you suggested we had to wipe out an entire species of animal, as if cows are the only ones who fart. Now, you’ve lost all credibility as scientists by taking over this NWO BS and banning fertilizer and making actual public policy that seeks to eliminate agriculture.

Science and discovery exist for the improvement of mankind. Your religious fanaticism urges starvation and misery in order to save the planet. Your version of “science” seeks to save the planet by starving out humankind, or at least have us walking around bald and malnourished from eating unspecified vegan gruel formed into “meat” patties. If you can’t see how absurd that is, you do not deserve to be taken seriously; and you truly are a brainwashed idiot.