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mahdragonz
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Blessed are the body slammers
So if a person claims they are a conservative Christian...how do they explain at the pearly gates they acted as one if they assaulted someone?






gthog61
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re: Blessed are the body slammers
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So if a person claims they are a conservative Christian...how do they explain at the pearly gates they acted as one if they assaulted someone?



They point to the worthless son of a bitch they did it to.

next question


AuburnTigers
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re: Blessed are the body slammers
You lost again! Lol


Bunch of losers


mahdragonz
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re: Blessed are the body slammers
Well that would be convincing to point some one made in a supreme beings likeness and call him a summnabitch.

Will have to remember that one.


PrimeTime Money
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re: Blessed are the body slammers
He can blame it on Eve for eating that damn apple.
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antibarner
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I ran out of cheeks..after all Jesus didn't love the moneychangers out of the Temple.


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Fox Mulder
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GeauxLSUGeaux
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Bass Tiger
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re: Blessed are the body slammers
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So if a person claims they are a conservative Christian...how do they explain at the pearly gates they acted as one if they assaulted someone?



GAWD, find a better way to start a damn melt baw!


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TK421
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re: Blessed are the body slammers
If the grace of God is sufficient for an a-hole like you, I think the body slammer will be alright.


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PygmalionEffect
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re: Blessed are the body slammers
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So if a person claims they are a conservative Christian...how do they explain at the pearly gates they acted as one if they assaulted someone?



Then tried to smear the reporter by lying about it by saying the reporter was the aggressor.


Fake Christian politicians lie so easily and effectively when they are talking about religion that they often forget that their lie needs to have some semblance of making sense when they are telling lies outside of a religious context.




Fox Mulder
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Then tried to smear the reporter by lying about it by saying the reporter was the aggressor.
no one cares

He could've been volunteering at a women's shelter and out of nowhere comes gianforte with the people's elbow...and America would love it


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FooManChoo
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re: Blessed are the body slammers
No one is saved by their works. Those who are saved are saved by the works of Christ.

Also, Christians sin. They just repent of the sin when they do whereas non-Christians don't care about offending God.


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IAmReality
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re: Blessed are the body slammers
Christ drove the money changers out of the temple, first he flipped over their tables and then took a whip to them.

There's clearly such a thing as righteous violence.

If anybody deserves to be whipped bloody in 2017 it's the scumbag trash at the Guardian.
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matthew25
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re: Blessed are the body slammers
And thus "turning the tables" was put into our vocabulary.


ManBearTiger
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re: Blessed are the body slammers
How the turntables


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GooseSix
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re: Blessed are the body slammers
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So if a person claims they are a conservative Christian...how do they explain at the pearly gates they acted as one if they assaulted someone?


Two words.

Dumb liberal.


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CoachDon
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re: Blessed are the body slammers
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So if a person claims they are a conservative Christian...how do they explain at the pearly gates they acted as one if they assaulted someone?


Feelings, whoa whoa whoa feeeeeeeeelings...


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gthog61
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re: Blessed are the body slammers
It is all about fighting evil.

I guess you think Christians are supposed to sit on the bus and get slaughtered and not say anything.


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Tiger Lake
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re: Blessed are the body slammers
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They point to the worthless son of a bitch they did it to.


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next question


Great answer.....and if the media continues their obvious bull shite bias.....they should get used to being "bodyslammed"!!!


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