on the islamic 9/11. The islamic calendar runs different than the normal calendar because it goes by moon phases. The 9th month started on February 17th.

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Posted by Tigergreg

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Posted on 3/5/26 at 2:33 pm to MikkUGA

The Koran states in Article V, Section IIIa, Subsection D1:

"If thou shall die on 9/11, thou shall forfeit forever thy 31 virgins and shall instead be forever anally probed 31 times daily greased with pig's blood."

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Posted by PsychTiger

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Posted on 3/5/26 at 2:38 pm to Tigergreg

Well, if it is the will of Allah.

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Posted by scrooster

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Posted on 3/5/26 at 2:42 pm to MikkUGA

https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/display.aspx?sp=122864375&s=2&p=122864366#122864375

We noted that some days ago friend. On the actual day.

Pretty sure it was planned that way. Check the thread, linked above.

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Posted by TechBullDawg

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Posted on 3/5/26 at 2:42 pm to PsychTiger

The Quran sure is a sexually charged book

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Posted by PsychTiger

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Posted on 3/5/26 at 2:48 pm to TechBullDawg

Almost as if it was written by a child rapist.

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Posted by TigerAxeOK

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Posted on 3/5/26 at 3:46 pm to Tigergreg

quote:
The Koran states in Article V, Section IIIa, Subsection D1:

"If thou shall die on 9/11, thou shall forfeit forever thy 31 virgins and shall instead be forever anally probed 31 times daily greased with pig's blood."

First thing in the qaran I've agreed with.

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