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Recruiting Assistance Team (RAT Squad) (revised)
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:07 pm
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:07 pm
Since several of you have inquired about joining the team, we are opening up nominations. This is a highly selective unit (I'm not on the thing and I'm the originator) so make sure your argument is justified. Don't worry about the necessary criteria because this is like the last run for Delta. You have to run about 30-40 miles in a qualifying time but you won't know the necessary time. It just means you better give it everything you got.
This club comes with many "on the job" perks. You are given exclusive access to the behind the scenes PM's of the RAT team, a cool little decoder ring, and an instant 10+ elevation in cool points and IQ.
Thanks for your time and your service to your country.
ETA: Rival school nominations do not result in automatic declination.
ETA +1: Humor goes a long way!
This club comes with many "on the job" perks. You are given exclusive access to the behind the scenes PM's of the RAT team, a cool little decoder ring, and an instant 10+ elevation in cool points and IQ.
Thanks for your time and your service to your country.
ETA: Rival school nominations do not result in automatic declination.
ETA +1: Humor goes a long way!
This post was edited on 1/13/09 at 2:26 pm
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Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:14 pm to Linkovich
A fricking decoder ring??? GET OUT!!!
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:15 pm to Linkovich
quote:
an instant 10+ elevation in cool points and IQ
i need these
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:16 pm to Linkovich
I am pretty sure I was born to be a RAT member. And I bring the sig along with me.
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:17 pm to Linkovich
I would like to formally nominate myself!
Qualifications: NONE
Extenuating circumstances: I'm white, middle aged, with absolutely no inside information or sources. But I yearn for tigerdroppings acceptance and insider status. Just imagine how proud my teenage daughter would be knowing that I had college age colleagues. Please hurry, the suspense is killing me.
PS... I did play college football so I probably know more than some others who wouldn't know which end of a jock to step into and couldn't put it on correctly without the aid of an instructional video.
thanks for your time and consideration
Qualifications: NONE
Extenuating circumstances: I'm white, middle aged, with absolutely no inside information or sources. But I yearn for tigerdroppings acceptance and insider status. Just imagine how proud my teenage daughter would be knowing that I had college age colleagues. Please hurry, the suspense is killing me.
PS... I did play college football so I probably know more than some others who wouldn't know which end of a jock to step into and couldn't put it on correctly without the aid of an instructional video.
thanks for your time and consideration
This post was edited on 1/13/09 at 2:22 pm
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:22 pm to ShooterMcGavin
quote:
ShooterMcGavin
You're definetly on the short list so far but your lack of participation lately shines dimly on you.
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:23 pm to Linkovich
Member of Scout, Rivals, and TD.....Read everything LSU all day long at work.....Unless your an actual insider with the program odds are you dont know more than me, Simply because I read everything thats out there.
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:25 pm to Linkovich
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:26 pm to Salmon
quote:
Hooker
denied for your unfunnyness. Next.
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:34 pm to Pele
quote:
Extenuating circumstances: I'm white, middle aged, with absolutely no inside information or sources. But I yearn for tigerdroppings acceptance and insider status. Just imagine how proud my teenage daughter would be knowing that I had college age colleagues. Please hurry, the suspense is killing me
If this guy doesn't get in somethings wrong.
This post was edited on 1/13/09 at 3:10 pm
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:35 pm to Linkovich
LInk, i'm taking the fact that i have not been already denied as a positive. I will send in my measurements for my ring as soon as I have your email. thanks
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:35 pm to Linkovich
I have to decline... I am already in a recruiting club.. A MUCH MUCH cooler one.
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:36 pm to Linkovich
<==== Every team needs a team doctor!
This post was edited on 1/13/09 at 2:37 pm
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:36 pm to Pele
thanks for the support noladan!
and i didn't even mention my TD longevity!
I have been a member for longer than some of these posters have been in puberty!
and i didn't even mention my TD longevity!
I have been a member for longer than some of these posters have been in puberty!
This post was edited on 1/13/09 at 2:39 pm
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:36 pm to Linkovich
I'd love to stay on it.
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:37 pm to TexasTigah
I feel like there are 10 reasons I should be admitted.
1) I don't suck.
2) I am less than 1/32 of German heritage.
3) I currently attend LSU and offer random worthless drunk posts that you can't help but love.
4) I don't care enough to seriously make an application list.
5) I'm helplessly addicted to recruiting now.
6) I make a damn fine Jambalaya
7) I was kicked out of 3 bars in Tuscaloosa during the LSU/BAMA game.
8) I spent a half an hour stumbling around Lexington Kentucky screaming "Go to hell ole miss" at UK students.
9) If given entrance into RAT, I will single handedly ensure that Randle signs with the tigers.
10) Finally, I am the most merciless poster when it comes to hazing away rantards.
#10 is probable the only thing I am serious about (everything previously stated was a fact, just not serious) I may not be as smart as the current members, but I rage on the rantards like no one else.
1) I don't suck.
2) I am less than 1/32 of German heritage.
3) I currently attend LSU and offer random worthless drunk posts that you can't help but love.
4) I don't care enough to seriously make an application list.
5) I'm helplessly addicted to recruiting now.
6) I make a damn fine Jambalaya
7) I was kicked out of 3 bars in Tuscaloosa during the LSU/BAMA game.
8) I spent a half an hour stumbling around Lexington Kentucky screaming "Go to hell ole miss" at UK students.
9) If given entrance into RAT, I will single handedly ensure that Randle signs with the tigers.
10) Finally, I am the most merciless poster when it comes to hazing away rantards.
#10 is probable the only thing I am serious about (everything previously stated was a fact, just not serious) I may not be as smart as the current members, but I rage on the rantards like no one else.
This post was edited on 1/13/09 at 2:38 pm
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:37 pm to NastyTiger
quote:
I am already in a recruiting club..
but they don't have the decoder ring.
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:39 pm to Linkovich
Does it help that I read DandyDon every morning?
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:39 pm to Linkovich
That damned decoder ring! 
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:39 pm to Linkovich
I nominate TxTiger25 for the following:
Also, he dated a porn star - or so he said.
quote:
quote:Well let's see, I used to cover college and high school sports in arguably the largest football market in the country, still have my contacts with coaches and other media around the area that still cover high school athletes and recruiting, area and occasionally still speak with some of the players. But you keep getting your info from Dandy.
And what makes you such an authority on predictions and recruiting?
Also, he dated a porn star - or so he said.
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