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re: Taking a shite in the woods

Posted on 4/20/11 at 1:47 pm to
Posted by 4X4DEMON
NWLA
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 4/20/11 at 1:47 pm to
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
44888 posts
Posted on 4/20/11 at 1:57 pm to
Oh frick
Posted by 4X4DEMON
NWLA
Member since Dec 2007
11957 posts
Posted on 4/20/11 at 2:02 pm to
Posted by Labsolut
Wilmington, NC
Member since Aug 2009
357 posts
Posted on 4/20/11 at 3:27 pm to
I bet that smelled nice!!
Posted by Labsolut
Wilmington, NC
Member since Aug 2009
357 posts
Posted on 4/20/11 at 3:28 pm to
That's the funniest damn thing I have seen, and the most disgusting! Who needs to pull the feces out of their arse?! Just blast away!!
Posted by 4X4DEMON
NWLA
Member since Dec 2007
11957 posts
Posted on 4/20/11 at 3:32 pm to
you're welcome I picked that little beauty up off the OT yesterday. I had no idea it would come in handy that quickly
Posted by Flamefighter
Center Field
Member since Dec 2007
7629 posts
Posted on 4/20/11 at 6:57 pm to
Another shite Question:

How do you shite when you're in a boat and the bank and/or dock is nowhere insight?

I've hung my narrow arse off the boatmotor many times!
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
44888 posts
Posted on 4/20/11 at 8:34 pm to
hang arse over the side while holding onto the railing of the center console
Posted by tke_swamprat
Houma, LA
Member since Aug 2004
10867 posts
Posted on 4/20/11 at 8:43 pm to
During hunting season, my hunt deck on my boat was great! Hold on to the GTR and pop up blind.

Now I was fishing the other day and the cramp hit me. I had my hunting bucket with me in case I wanted to sit and fish, so I used that.
Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
37248 posts
Posted on 4/20/11 at 9:23 pm to
The million dollar question: If an OBer shits in the woods and nobody's around to smell it, does it still stink?
Posted by Ole Geauxt
KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
50880 posts
Posted on 4/20/11 at 9:27 pm to
quote:

does it still stink?
uh huh...
Posted by Labsolut
Wilmington, NC
Member since Aug 2009
357 posts
Posted on 4/20/11 at 9:48 pm to
Is anyone familiar with the "Turkish Glove" method of wiping your arse?

It is designed to work with one square. Poke your middle finger through the center of your toilet paper square. Then, swipe your finger through your crack and across your hole, removing doo-doo as you go. Shake your finger after each swipe to fling off the doo-doo. Once you are "clean", pull the square off your finger, wiping it clean as you go. Then, take the folded piece of TP and make a final pass through your crack.
This is a very effective method, but you will want some hand sanitizer nearby.
Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
37248 posts
Posted on 4/20/11 at 10:02 pm to
Posted by 178cajun
Member since Mar 2008
496 posts
Posted on 4/21/11 at 6:15 am to
Man yall are killin me! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Posted by Bayou
Boudin, LA
Member since Feb 2005
41494 posts
Posted on 4/21/11 at 7:03 am to
I find the easiest and least sloppy method to be the squat style with my back leaning against a nice tree.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
44888 posts
Posted on 4/21/11 at 7:21 am to
quote:

"Turkish Glove" method
Posted by Tigris
Cloud Cuckoo Land
Member since Jul 2005
13068 posts
Posted on 4/21/11 at 7:34 am to
quote:

"Turkish Glove" method


In Pakistan it is considered nasty to use the left hand to handle food or shake hands. That is the "unclean" hand if you get my drift.
Posted by speckledtrout
Birmingham, AL
Member since Apr 2011
2035 posts
Posted on 4/21/11 at 9:33 am to
How many of you guys are duck hunters? Hardest thing in the world to do is taking a shite in a rice field without getting anything on your waders.

Posted by 4X4DEMON
NWLA
Member since Dec 2007
11957 posts
Posted on 4/21/11 at 10:22 am to
Ok, now you're making me
Posted by bpinson
Ms
Member since May 2010
2673 posts
Posted on 4/21/11 at 4:35 pm to
This is hilarious, worth listening too

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