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re: You ever think about how weird names are?
Posted on 1/7/16 at 9:01 am to hendersonshands
Posted on 1/7/16 at 9:01 am to hendersonshands
coonass names are the silliest
tibido
boodro
t boi
pull doo
tibido
boodro
t boi
pull doo
Posted on 1/7/16 at 9:10 am to hendersonshands
Ever wonder how many times you fart? I fart at least 5 times a day. On the low side of things, lets say roughly 35 times a week. Im farting approx 1,820 times a year. If going by average life expectancy of 79.12, I will have farted 143,998.4 times in by the time I reach my death bed. Up to this point in my life, Ive only ever shite my pants maybe 3 times (as an adult) due to an unsuspecting and demoralizing shart. Based on this data, I have a 0.00000694% chance of shitting my pants on any given fart. I like those odds.
Posted on 1/7/16 at 9:38 am to dnm3305
The last time I shite my pants was probably my lowest point as an adult human
Posted on 1/7/16 at 9:41 am to hendersonshands
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ike, in the whole scheme of it, it's weird AF that we each have a name.
Yeah I've thought about it. But I always decide names are useful.
Posted on 1/7/16 at 9:55 am to hendersonshands
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The last time I shite my pants was probably my lowest point as an adult human
Posted on 1/7/16 at 11:40 am to dnm3305
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If going by average life expectancy of 79.12, I will have farted 143,998.4 times in by the time I reach my death bed.
I'm in my mid 20s and I'll assure you I've already hit that number.
Posted on 1/7/16 at 11:45 am to hendersonshands
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LA-Lafayette Fan
lol
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