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re: (XXX) rated Stars with and without makeup comparison

Posted on 8/25/19 at 1:30 pm to
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 1:30 pm to
For instance?
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30962 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 1:30 pm to
You would think with all the loads blown across these chicks faces they would have better skin.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 1:32 pm to
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You would think with all the loads blown across these chicks faces they would have better skin.


I got away with that snake oil sales pitch for years
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 1:33 pm to
I tell them it makes their hair shiny so they swallow.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 1:33 pm to
Man, why would you even respond to that? I could be the Cannery Rapist or something.

Don't you see those ID Discovery commercials?


Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

I tell them it makes their hair shiny so they swallow.

yep, hardens their nails too
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30962 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

I got away with that snake oil sales pitch for years


Rub it in, it's good for the skin.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 1:37 pm to
you're awesome, btw, in case I haven't said so before
Posted by Gray12
Great State of Texas
Member since Apr 2018
480 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 1:37 pm to
Don’t want to get banned so here’s the non-xxx stuff we do. Always remember though, If they love you they will do anything with you to keep you happy.

To keep things fun, we play games where gf and I try to pick each other up.

When we go shopping and stuff in the day, she comes up to me and tries to flirt and all that stuff. At clubs, I try to pick her up. She would reject me on purpose a few times for fun and laughs. You should see all the ugly chicks and beta males come in her defense even though we are just acting. She plays along with them. That just makes it so fun lol.

Then we go home and have real fun.
This post was edited on 8/25/19 at 1:40 pm
Posted by Hurricane Mike
Member since Jun 2008
20059 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 1:39 pm to
I’ll take Danielle with no makeup
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198013 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 1:40 pm to
fricking weirdo
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 1:41 pm to
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fricking weirdo


really, what does he expect them to do when he charges a handicapped midget in a wheelchair with a rag in one hand and a can of chloroform in the other?
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 1:41 pm to
Some people like roleplay.

Now you got an excuse for when you get rejected.
Posted by Gray12
Great State of Texas
Member since Apr 2018
480 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 1:42 pm to
You should try it. Nothing gives you a better laugh than watching some ugly chicks and guys try to stop you from picking up your own gf. Watching their faces melt at the end is awesome.

Just use your imagination.
This post was edited on 8/25/19 at 1:43 pm
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 1:43 pm to
Haze FTW.
Posted by Arch Madness
Charleston
Member since Jan 2018
1059 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 1:43 pm to
Danielle Delaunay and Ash Hollywood were two that stood out to me w/o makeup. Both of them could get it
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198013 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 1:45 pm to
I'm way too attractive for anyone to think some chick wouldn't want me
This post was edited on 8/25/19 at 1:51 pm
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
7203 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 1:49 pm to
Hot damn, all those hoes look ugly before and after make-up....and you said something about OT-7s? The fricks wrong with you....if that's true, my wife is an OT-10....and she ain't. You have poor standards. There might be two 6s, the rest are 5 and below.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 1:52 pm to
quote:

She would reject me on purpose a few times for fun and laughs. You should see all the ugly chicks and beta males come in her defense even though we are just acting.


They're probably thinking you're harassing her
Posted by Gray12
Great State of Texas
Member since Apr 2018
480 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 1:54 pm to
1, 2, 3 and 9 are OT 6 but the things they can do in bed elevate them all OT 7.

The rest are horrible.
This post was edited on 8/25/19 at 2:00 pm
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