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re: WWYD? Home Invasion
Posted on 3/13/14 at 6:53 pm to SomethingLikeA
Posted on 3/13/14 at 6:53 pm to SomethingLikeA
quote:Scruffy would do this.
Send wife and small child out of bedroom window to safety then charge, then slowly creep into the unknown?
Also, Scruffy has a handgun so his weaponry would be slightly upgraded over your shitty list.
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Posted on 3/13/14 at 6:54 pm to SabiDojo
quote:
dog
Has to be the best burglary deterrent in existence.
Posted on 3/13/14 at 6:55 pm to SomethingLikeA
Since I'm sterile and my wife has an infant, I shoot the cheating bitch, throw the gun to the home invaders and let the judicial system do the rest.
Posted on 3/13/14 at 6:55 pm to TH03
quote:
I have a gun so this hypothetical doesn't apply
Posted on 3/13/14 at 7:03 pm to SomethingLikeA
Posted on 3/13/14 at 7:07 pm to Teddy Ruxpin
Bingo 
Posted on 3/13/14 at 7:19 pm to SabiDojo
Posted on 3/13/14 at 7:24 pm to SomethingLikeA
First off, I keep a .45 by my bed.
But in your scenario, I'm grabbing the knife and Cutting someone. 20 ft is knife range so chances are I can get you before I die.
But in your scenario, I'm grabbing the knife and Cutting someone. 20 ft is knife range so chances are I can get you before I die.
Posted on 3/13/14 at 7:28 pm to SomethingLikeA
Call 911, tell them you have a misdemeanor and there is a friendly family dog in the house.
Seconds later a swat team will explode in through every window and door, out for blood.
Done deal
Seconds later a swat team will explode in through every window and door, out for blood.
Done deal
Posted on 3/13/14 at 7:28 pm to theenemy
Also, if I live my 2 Cane Corso that are supposed to be guarding the house are fuked.
Posted on 3/13/14 at 7:30 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 3/13/14 at 7:33 pm to SomethingLikeA
Only betas don't have guns
Posted on 3/13/14 at 7:33 pm to SomethingLikeA
If I were dumb enough not to have a gun to protect myself and my family.....
I'd probably watch my entire family get raped and killed before they finally blessed me with death.
It amazes me how people don't have a gun for home protection these days. I mean, if you don't want to walk around the streets strapped, I guess I can get that. But it's your house, your family, your safety....I just don't get not having a defensive gun in your house.
I'd probably watch my entire family get raped and killed before they finally blessed me with death.
It amazes me how people don't have a gun for home protection these days. I mean, if you don't want to walk around the streets strapped, I guess I can get that. But it's your house, your family, your safety....I just don't get not having a defensive gun in your house.
This post was edited on 3/13/14 at 7:34 pm
Posted on 3/13/14 at 7:33 pm to SomethingLikeA
quote:
alarm go off
What a world we've made for ourselves.
Posted on 3/13/14 at 7:33 pm to SomethingLikeA
Can't relate.....have guns in my home.
Posted on 3/13/14 at 7:34 pm to SabiDojo
Dont know about sending anyone out window. could be more thugs out there. no way i dont check on other kids.
Posted on 3/13/14 at 7:34 pm to SomethingLikeA
quote:
No gun
Does not compute.
Posted on 3/13/14 at 7:42 pm to LloydChristmas
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Wife and infant out window, I'm heading for the others. No man left behind....period., especially not my kids.
This
Posted on 3/13/14 at 7:43 pm to SomethingLikeA
Shank intruder if my alpha 7 year old didn't end him first.
Posted on 3/13/14 at 7:46 pm to Spasweezy
My house isn't like that. It is a 2 story with bedrooms upstairs. But I send my wife with the 12 to our girls took with the baby and I stand off to the side of the locked door at the top of our stairs. If they're dumb enough to try that door their last meal will give them some lead poisoning.
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