WWE Friday Night Smackdown Thread: 25 Hs Edition

Depending on how much WWE sucks off the man who married into the mob tonight... I will probably be more into the Saints talk NFL draft thread talking about what the Saints do

shut up sms... no one cares about a franchise that's been irrelevant longer than Bret Hart and Doink the Clown

Friday Night Smackdown is live tonight from the WWE Performance Center in Orlando, Fla.

As noted above... WWE will honor 25 years of HHH's hard work in the company... including that time he drugged the boss's daughter, married her without her consent, implied on air that he raped her while she was unconscious, and then somehow brainwashed her into staying in said marriage and popping out a few Jon Snows (that means the literal definition of bastard for you, G)

Speaking of WWE having women look strong... there's a WWE Women's Tag Team Championship tonight as Alexa Bliss & Nikki Cross defend against Carmella & Dana Brooke... the only thing anyone cares about in this match is will Mustafa Ali have more GTV videos to show us

And in a qualifying match to see which WWE ladies will be willing to sleep their way to the top of the corporate ladder (hello Trish Stratus)... Lacey Evans battles Sasha Banks

On the men's side in a Money in the Bank qualifying match... Drew Gulak takes on Baron Corbin in a match that in no way will be disturbed by another, musically inclined competitor

We also take a special look at the history of the Wyatt Family and how Braun Strowman turned so deviously on the man who helped give him his shot in the company... a turn so terrible it should be talked about in the breath of the night Larry Zbyszko turned on Bruno Sammartino

There were a few more NXT releases that weren't immediately announced during Black Wednesday... but 1 I feel we should all celebrate here in the WWE threads

Farewell, Taynara Conti... the Brazilian ju jitsu master... you shoulda been a contenda