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Posted on 7/1/17 at 8:04 am to danilo
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Wife and I have a system of Good Boy points. I earn points for helping out around the house, taking out the trash, picking up after myself, remembering to put the seat down (I have a trick for this. I just sit down so I never have to lift the seat!). After getting so many points I get rewards: can hang with friends, go play golf, have a beer, etc. if I use my points wisely wife lets me have sex with her.
So basically you and your wife are children
Posted on 7/1/17 at 8:31 am to danilo
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Wife and I have a system of Good Boy points. I earn points for helping out around the house, taking out the trash, picking up after myself, remembering to put the seat down (I have a trick for this. I just sit down so I never have to lift the seat!). After getting so many points I get rewards: can hang with friends, go play golf, have a beer, etc. if I use my points wisely wife lets me have sex with her.
You never heard of this? All the family have this system
Funny troll. This is LNCHBOX's actual life though.
Posted on 7/1/17 at 10:03 am to danilo
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Wife and I have a system of Good Boy points. I earn points for helping out around the house, taking out the trash, picking up after myself, remembering to put the seat down (I have a trick for this. I just sit down so I never have to lift the seat!). After getting so many points I get rewards: can hang with friends, go play golf, have a beer, etc. if I use my points wisely wife lets me have sex with her.
You don't have a marriage; you have an old school S&H Green Stamps store.
This post was edited on 7/1/17 at 10:04 am
Posted on 7/1/17 at 10:26 am to OysterPoBoy
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You should ace the house while she's out.
What does this mean?
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