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re: Worst Last Names

Posted on 12/8/17 at 11:59 pm to
Posted by Speckhunter2012
Lake Charles
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 12/8/17 at 11:59 pm to
Succop. Last I heard he was the kicker for the Titans.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
42860 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 11:59 pm to
quote:

Assmann and Tittman


More like best last names.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
153893 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 12:04 am to
Basketball Single Game Scoring Records State of Iowa - Girl's 6 a side Basketball
quote:

51 pts. Susan Kudrna, Center Point (W 72-65) Edgewood-Colesburg, 2/4/1972
51 pts. Fonda Dicks, Moravia Mohawkettes (W 93-38) at Decatur of Leon, 2/8/1972 (21 FGs9 FT)
51 pts. Sue Stiles, Rockford High, Mar. 1972 State Tournament
51 pts. Ruth Kittleson, Maquoketa Valley (Delhi) (W 86-55) Springville High, 12/5/1972 (20 FGs, 11 FT)
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 12:06 am to
quote:

glasscock


OT

My BIL turned down a job offer back years ago.

It was going to work for Siemens electrical supply in Cumming, GA.


Said he could never hand a potential customer a business card with a straight face.
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 12:09 am to
quote:

Said he could never hand a potential customer a business card with a straight face.

Griesedick was a top customer of mine. I snickered every time I saw him. I bet that baw could fight too
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
153893 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 12:10 am to
at LSU I had a friend who'd gone to Seaholm HS; their sports nickname was the Seamen. Their swim team cheer was "Seaholm Seamen, beat
'em off the blocks!"


And of course we can't forget the great Fly Williams, basketball star for Austin Peay University, who inspired the immortal cheer, "The Fly is open -- let's go Peay!"
Posted by jonboy
Member since Sep 2003
7437 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 12:12 am to
quote:

Went to bootcamp with a guy named “glasscock” he got shite on by the DI’s daily


Interesting....i went to basic with a guy named "Woodcock". They are probably descendants of the same Cock.
Posted by BBMcGee
TEAM BOOB
Member since Dec 2008
28700 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 12:13 am to
It’s a running joke in the office that I always end up with customers with crazy names.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 12:15 am to
Drunkenbroad- Read this in an article about a Houston prostitute
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
38154 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 12:20 am to
quote:

Imagine going through life with the most vanilla last name in the history of the world.


Your parents hate you if they named you John Smith.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 12:21 am to
I've got a customer with the last name Rapier.

Used to have one that was Rape.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 12:23 am to
Turnipseed, until you consider the alternative is Rapeseed.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
153893 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 12:26 am to
quote:

I've got a customer with the last name Rapier.

Used to have one that was Rape
Raper is apparently a fairly common name
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 12:27 am to
quote:

Turnipseed


I've had that one as a customer, too.
Posted by cj35
Member since Jan 2014
6153 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 12:27 am to
Soileau
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
153893 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 12:32 am to
quote:

Turnipseed
Donald Turnupseed was the driving the car that hit James Dean
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 12:36 am to
Maybe.

But your parents are assholes if they name you Richard(Dick) with that last name. Which my customers parents decided to bestow join him.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
153893 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 12:39 am to
too bad fonda dicks never married mr rape
Posted by Flame Salamander
Texas Gulf - Clear Lake
Member since Jan 2012
3044 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 12:40 am to
Conrad Shitler
Posted by ZZTIGERS
Member since Dec 2007
17370 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 12:46 am to
quote:

Soileau

Gotta be from Ville Platte or Evangeline Parish.
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